“I would definitely watch golf if land mines were involved” ( or “I could actually watch golf on TV if land mines were involved”) is a saying that has been printed on several images.
“I’d definitely watch Golf if there were land-mines involved” was posted on Twitter by Buffdaddy on August 25, 2011. “I would definitely watch golf if land mines were involved” was posted on Twitter by Leutenant Abbernathy on June 1, 2020.
“I could actually watch golf on TV if Land Mines were involved” was posted on Twitter by Tori Z on June 16, 2012.
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frageelay
@frageelay
I’d watch more golf if the courses featured land mines and velociraptors.
5:59 PM · Apr 10, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Buffdaddy
@Battaz_
I’d definitely watch Golf if there were land-mines involved
6:06 AM · Aug 25, 2011·UberSocial for BlackBerry
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Aaron Headly
@jonniebgoad
Id probably watch Golf,if land-mines were involved.
11:21 AM · Aug 25, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Tori Z
@Torriable
I could actually watch golf on TV if Land Mines were involved.
1:18 PM · Jun 16, 2012·ついっぷる Pro for iPhone
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Nikhil Agrawal
@nikhilagrawal83
I would probably watch golf if Land Mines were involved.
12:37 PM · Oct 22, 2012·Nimbuzz Mobile
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Courtney Garrett
@CherryLnDesignz
”@Torriable: I could actually watch golf on TV if Land Mines were involved.” Totally agree with that!
10:03 PM · Dec 18, 2012 from Phoenix, AZ·Twitter for Android
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
I could actually watch golf on TV if Land Mines were involved.
8:00 PM · Jun 11, 2015·Twitter Ads
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Joshua Mear
@Mear4632
I could actually watch golf on TV if land mines were involved.
5:31 PM · Jun 26, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Leutenant Abbernathy
@LeutenantA
I would definitely watch golf if land mines were involved.
7:08 PM · Jun 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Patrick ‘PITBULL’
@pitbullpdub
I would definitely watch golf if land mines were involved.
7:25 PM · Dec 17, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Intergluteal cleft
@ryanofrymo
Golf would be a lot cooler to watch with land mines. #themasters
6:10 PM · Apr 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
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MY CRAZY WORLD
May 7, 2022 at 4:00 PM ·
I would definitely watch
golf if land mines were
involved…
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
•“Took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so I should be able to afford to buy a house any day now” (5/8)
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t wanna listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
•Entry in progress—BP24 (5/8)
•Entry in progress—BP23 (5/8)
More new entries...
Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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