There is a difference between a “car manual” and a “manual transmission,” but there are jokes. “I wonder if in the US cars with an automatic (transmission) come with a manual as well… #deepthoughts” was posted on Twitter by Barney Husky on October 28, 2013.
“I can’t figure out how to operate my automatic transmission car. It didn’t come with a manual” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on March 17, 2020, and on Reddit—Oneliners on August 8, 2020.
Twitter
Barney Husky
@BarneyHusky
Replying to @ToastTheRabbit
@ToastTheRabbit I wonder if in the US cars with an automatic (transmission) come with a manual as well… #deepthoughts
5:47 PM · Oct 28, 2013·TweetDeck
Twitter
Naquib Azman
@NaquibAzman
Should An Automatic Transmission Car Really Come With A Manual?
3:08 AM · Jun 1, 2015·Twitter for Windows Phone
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/zubbs99 March 17, 2020
I can’t figure out how to operate my automatic transmission car.
It didn’t come with a manual.
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
I can’t figure out how to operate my automatic transmission car…. It didn’t come with a manual.
3:07 AM · Mar 17, 2020·IFTTT
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Perfumo August 8, 2020
I can’t figure out how to operate my automatic transmission car, it didn’t come with a manual.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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