“I can’t coffee this early without function”—a joke on “I can’t function this early without coffee”—is a saying that has been printed on several images.
“I CAN’T COFFEE THIS EARLY WITHOUT FUNCTION” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Bones Coffee Company on February 27, 2023. “I CAN’T COFFEE THIS EARLY WITHOUT FUNCTION” (shown on a sign) was posted on Facebook by El Arroyo on July 19, 2023.
“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry?” and “Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and your back didn’t hurt?” are related sayings.
Facebook
Bones Coffee Company
February 27, 2023 at 9:00 AM ·
Ya know what I mean? 🙃
#BonesCoffee #Coffee #Memes #Funny #Monday
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I CAN’T
COFFEE
THIS EARLY
WITHOUT
FUNCTION.
Twitter
🌸Sassy Mama🌺
@SassyWineMama
I can’t coffee this early without function.
6:27 AM · Apr 17, 2023
Twitter
Kimberly..In Philly
@AGirlInPhilly
I can barely coffee this early without function. 🙃
6:14 AM · Apr 30, 2023
Tiwtter
☆Stacey☆
@StaceyB_1980
I can’t coffee this early without function
Oops
7:54 AM · Jun 12, 2023
Facebook
The Daily Coffee Café Bryanston is at The Daily Coffee Café Bryanston.
June 21, 2023 at 3:02 AM · Sandton, South Africa ·
We need coffee! 🥴
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I CAN’T
COFFEE
THIS EARLY
WITHOUT FUNCTION
Facebook
El Arroyo is at El Arroyo.
July 19, 2023 at 1:21 PM · Austin, TX ·
Alexa, post to Instagram
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
I CAN’T
COFFEE
THIS EARLY
WITHOUT FUNCTION
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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