Pepper spray is not a food product, but there are jokes.
“On recommendation of a buddy I bought some pepper spray. Must say, it does not taste half as good as I would have hoped” was posted on Twitter by Carel du Preez on September 1, 2015. “I bought some pepper spray yesterday. What a terrible product! It made my bolognese taste awful” was posted on Sickipedia on June 16, 2023.
Wikipedia: Pepper spray
Pepper spray, oleoresin capsicum spray, OC spray, capsaicin spray, or capsicum spray is an inflammatory agent (a compound that irritates the eyes to cause a burning sensation, pain, and temporary blindness) used in policing, riot control, crowd control, and self-defense, including defense against dogs and bears. Its inflammatory effects cause the eyes to close, temporarily taking away vision. This temporary blindness allows officers to more easily restrain subjects and permits people in danger to use pepper spray in self-defense for an opportunity to escape.
Twitter
Carel du Preez
@Carel1966
On recommendation of a buddy I bought some pepper spray. Must say, it does not taste half as good as I would have hoped.
10:38 AM · Sep 1, 2015 from Centurion, South Africa
Twitter
6’3
@SenpaiMogwai
I just bought some pepper spray. You think it’ll taste good on my food?
10:03 PM · Jan 20, 2019
Sickipedia
theancient
16 June 2023 -Wordplay-Wordplay
I bought some pepper spray yesterday. What a terrible product!
It made my bolognese taste awful.
Twitter
Dr Pink Clam 🐿️🇬🇧
@SurvivalZippy
I bought some pepper spray yesterday.
What a terrible product!
It made my bolognese taste awful.
(No you fuck off)
12:55 PM · Jun 16, 2023
Twitter
Tame Gazelle
@TameGazelle
Bought some pepper spray yesterday.
Terrible stuff.
It made my bolognese taste awful.
1:55 PM · Jun 16, 2023
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I bought some pepper spray yesterday. What a terrible product!
It made my bolognese taste awful.
6:00 PM · Jun 16, 2023
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