A Thanksgiving turkey riddle is:
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: “Boy! I’m stuffed!”
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1973. “Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?”/“A turkey because it is always stuffed” and “Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?”/“Because he was stuffed” are similar “stuffed” riddles.
15 July 1973, Pittsburgh (PA) Press, “Mini Jokes,” The Mini Page, pg. 3, col. 1:
Q. What did the turkey say before he went into the oven?
A. “Oh boy. I’m stuffed.”
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Let’s Celebrate Thanksgiving
By Connie Roop and Peter Roop
Illustrated by Gwen Connelly
Brookfield, CT: Millbrook Press
1999
Pg. 2:
Q: What did the turkey say just before it was popped into the oven?
A: I’m really stuffed.
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22 November 2004, The Times (Shreveport, LA), “Serve turkey with a side of laughter” by Doreen Nagle (Gannett News Service), pg. 2D, col. 4:
QUESTION: What did the turkey say to the cook as he was being put in the oven?
ANSWER: “Boy, am I stuffed!”
Google Books
Joke & Riddle Ballyhoo
By Jacqueline Horsfall
Illustrated by Jackie Snider
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
2005
Pg. 50:
What did the turkey say to the dressing?
“I’m stuffed!”
November 2006, Professional Safety, “Turkey Day Clunkers,” pg. 64, col. 2:
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I’m stuffed.
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