“The local vampire social club is constantly getting bigger. They’re always looking for new blood”

“vampires have the most active club. They’re always looking for new blood” is a vampire joke that was posted on X/Twitter by peterkidder on December 4, 2013. “I’m thinking of joining my local vampire club. Apparently they’re always looking for new blood” was posted on Facebook by Tom Kirschbaum on October 13, 2017.
 
“The local vampire social club is constantly gritting bigger. They’re always looking for new blood” was posted on Facebook by punsandoneliners.com on June 13, 2018. “The local vampire social club is constantly getting bigger. They’re always looking for new blood” was posted on X/Twitter by LaffGaff on June 20, 2024.
 
 
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peterkidder
@peterkidder
vampires have the most active club
They’re always looking for new blood
2:24 PM · Dec 4, 2013
     
Facebook
Tom Kirschbaum
October 13, 2017 at 7:33 AM ·
I’m thinking of joining my local vampire club.
Apparently they’re always looking for new blood.
   
Facebook
Makara Sou
May 21, 2018 at 2:34 PM ·
I’m thinking of joining my local vampire club.
Apparently they’re always looking for new blood.
   
Facebook
punsandoneliners.com
June 13, 2018 at 1:00 AM ·
The local vampire social club is constantly gritting bigger. They’re always looking for new blood.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/dracula-jokes/
#Dracula #Joke #Humour #DraculaJokes
 
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Mae Baum
@MaeBaumWriter
I’m thinking of joining my local vampire club.
Apparently they’re always looking for new blood.
#urbanfantasy #vampires
5:38 PM · Apr 2, 2019
 
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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
The local vampire social club is constantly gritting bigger. They’re always looking for new blood.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/vampire-jokes/ #Vampire #VampireJokes #Jokes #Humour
From punsandoneliners.com
11:00 AM · Jul 31, 2021
 
Reddit—Mona_the_Vampire
Monathevampire2020—January 22, 2024
Vampire jokes 3
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Q: Do you know why the local vampire club is always recruiting?
A: I heard they are always looking for new blood.
 
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LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
The local vampire social club is constantly getting bigger.
They’re always looking for new blood.
#funny #jokes #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily
https://laffgaff.com/funny-joke-of-the-day/vampire-club-joke/
11:00 AM · Jun 20, 2024
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
The local vampire social club is constantly getting bigger.
They’re always looking for new blood.
8:26 AM · Jul 5, 2024