“Stop blaming yourself or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture”
“Stop blaming yourself and/or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
“stop blaming others for the bad things that happen to me, and learn feng shui and put the blame on the fucking furniture arrangement” was posted on Facebook by Jam Bavan on January 20, 2016. “I’ll stop blaming everyone else for the bad things that happen to me and better I’ll learn Feng Shui to blame the fucking furniture” was posted on X/Twitter by DumbassSecretSociety on February 14, 2016.
“‘Não fique se culpando, nem culpando os outros. Conheça o feng shui e comece a culpar os móveis.’ (Melhor meme que vi hoje.)”—translation: “‘Don’t stay blaming yourself, nor blame others. Learn about feng shui and start blaming mobile.’ (Best meme I’ve seen today)’” was posted on Facebook by Carlito Azevedo on February 17, 2020. “Não fique se culpando, nem culpando os outros. Conheça o feng shui e comece a culpar os móveis. Translated from Portuguese by Google Don’t blame yourself or others. Get to know feng shui and start blaming the furniture” was posted on X/Twitter by ガビゾーネ on February 18, 2020.
“STOP BLAMING YOURSELF OR OTHERS LEARN FENG SHUI AND BLAME THE FURNITURE” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Pawlo Pascual on June 30, 2023. “Stop blaming yourself and others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture” was posted on Facebook by Rob Stiles on July 19, 2023.
“Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets” is a similar joke.
Wikipedia: Feng shui
Feng shui (/ˈfʌŋˌʃuːi/ or /ˌfʌŋˈʃweɪ/), sometimes called Chinese geomancy, is a traditional practice that originated in Ancient China and claims to use energy forces to harmonize individuals with their surrounding environment. The term feng shui means, literally, “wind-water” (i.e., fluid). From ancient times, landscapes and bodies of water were thought to direct the flow of the universal Qi – “cosmic current” or energy – through places and structures. More broadly, feng shui includes astronomical, astrological, architectural, cosmological, geographical, and topographical dimensions.
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Jam Bavan
January 20, 2016 at 8:17 PM ·
stop blaming others for the bad things that happen to me, and learn feng shui and put the blame on the fucking furniture arrangement.
Ramón Iturbide
December 30. 2015 at 12:26 PM ·
X/Twitter
DumbassSecretSociety
@dssfraternity
I’ll stop blaming everyone else for the bad things that happen to me and better I’ll learn Feng Shui to blame the fucking furniture.
9:46 PM · Feb 14, 2016
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Angela Mailander
October 10, 2016 at 5:56 PM ·
Translation: Feng Shui [and by implication Vastu] is the ability to blame everything that goes wrong in life on furniture sitting in the wrong places [parenthetical comment by the translator].
Dressed Like Machines
October 3, 2016 at 7:50 PM·
Kann ich! 😉
(via boldolicious)
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Alma Read is at St. George Island, Florida.
May 29, 2019 at 11:45 AM ·
I stopped blaming others for things going wrong in my life and decided to learn
Feng Shui and blame the damn furniture.
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Carlito Azevedo
February 17, 2020 at 6:39 PM ·
“Não fique se culpando, nem culpando os outros. Conheça o feng shui e comece a culpar os móveis.”
(Melhor meme que vi hoje.)
(Translation.—ed.)
“Don’t stay blaming yourself, nor blame others. Learn about feng shui and start blaming mobile. “
(Best meme I’ve seen today)
X/Twitter
ガビゾーネ
@gabizones_
Não fique se culpando, nem culpando os outros. Conheça o feng shui e comece a culpar os móveis.
Translated from Portuguese by Google
Don’t blame yourself or others. Get to know feng shui and start blaming the furniture.
12:27 AM · Feb 18, 2020
X/Twitter
Rose Reis
@Rose_heitor
“Não fique se culpando, nem culpando os outros. Conheça o feng shui e comece a culpar os móveis.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Translated from Portuguese by Google
“Don’t blame yourself or others. Know feng shui and start blaming the furniture.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:50 PM · Feb 18, 2020
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Toni Tripada
August 11, 2020 t 9:31 AM
FENG SHUI
when you think furniture is to blame for all the shit in your life
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Ghost
@nwrmbing
“Don’t blame yourself or others, Learn Feng Shui and start blaming the furniture”
5:03 AM · Sep 19, 2020
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Arthur Irigaray
September 24, 2020 at 7:59 AM ·
Dica do dia:
Tip of the day: don’t blame yourself or the others. Get to know Feng Shui, and blame the fucking furniture
(“Não fique se culpando, nem culpando os outros. Conheça o feng shui e comece a culpar os móveis” is shown on an image.—ed.)
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Luciana Ribeiro Matos
February 6, 2021 at 1:40 AM ·
Stop blaming people for your failures. Meet Feng Shui e learn how to blame furniture 😅
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Sandy Sandifer
June 30, 2021 at 4:32 PM ·
Stop blaming others for your unhappiness.
Learn FENG SHUI and blame you furniture instead.
- Hu Mai
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Guagua
@malentendidonz
Stop blaming others for what you’re going though in life. Learn Feng Shui instead, so you can blame the furniture.
4:35 PM · Sep 25, 2021 from Auckland, New Zealand
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Mikki Nilsen
@mikkinilsen
Stop blaming others for the bad things that happen in your life. Learn some Feng Shui and blame the furniture
5:46 PM · Oct 6, 2021
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Jan Johnson Tan added a new photo to the album: ₙₒₜ ₘy 🅼 🅴 🅼 🅴 🆂.
December 4, 2021 at 11:20 AM ·
Or learn feng shui to blame the furniture
(The following text is shown on an image. This was added on March 23, 2024.—ed.)
STOP BLAMING YOURSELF
FOR YOUR FAILURES.
LEARN ASTROLOGY AND
BLAME THE PLANETS.
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Donna Fritz
October 9, 2022 at 12:00 PM ·
Stop blaming others for the bad that happens in your life.
It’s better to learn feng shui, so you can blame the furniture.
SOY ATEO Y QUÉ
October 9, 2022 at 11:14 AM
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Pawlo Pascual
June 30, 2023 at 9:42 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
STOP BLAMING YOURSELF
OR OTHERS
LEARN FENG SHUI AND
BLAME THE FURNITURE
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Foxfire Six
@foxfiresix
“Stop blaming yourself or others
Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture”
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
10:03 AM · Jul 3, 2023
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Rob Stiles
July 19, 2023 at 2:37 PM ·
Stop blaming yourself and others.
Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.
iFunny
Flores_The_Merc
2 sep 2023
blaming -yourself and_” others. Learn feng shui and blame the furniture
iFunny
Mindlost
19 sep 2023
STOP BLAMING YOURSELF OR OTHERS ww ROT LEARN FENG SHUI AND BLAME THE FURNITURE
iFunny
Summit7
15 feb 2024
blaming “yourself and. others. Learn feng shui and blame the furniture
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Mike Wooles
@mikewritesfunny
Stop blaming yourself or others. Learn Feng Shui so you can blame the furniture.
(Facebook funny - Repost from today…)
#tuesdaytitters
#tuesdayvibes
4:04 AM · Mar 5, 2024