"Sex is my cardio. Which probably explains why…

“Se is my cardio” is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker doesn’t get much sex.

“And no,sex doesn’t count as cardio.UNLESS….” was posted on X/Twitter by Kelvin Claveria ⚡️ on May 11, 2009. “Old creepy guy at work today: ‘My doctor said that sex counts as cardio’” was posted on X/Twitter by ⚡️ Brandi ⚡️ on July 13, 2009. “RT @bookladysblog: Twitter confirms: sex counts as cardio!” was posted on X/Twitter by EL24 on July 29, 2010. “#FunFact Sex counts as cardio. It is comparable to a modest workout on a treadmill. Burn anywhere from 85-300 calories depending on length” was posted on X/Twitter by Lisa on July 3, 2011.

“Sex is my cardio work out” was posted on X/Twitter by PETTY~RAYE CHARLES on July 7, 2010. “Make up sex is my cardio” was posted on X/Twitter by Jonathan Mannion on July 17, 2010. “fuck the treadmill..sex is my cardio” was posted on X/Twitter by Lawrence Dent on March 9, 2011. “RT @BlackKimK: sex is my cardio” was posted on X/Twitter by bizmark on March 11, 2011.

“Sex is my cardio which is why I’m fat” was posted on X/Twitter by Ethereal Trash Fire on June 14, 2019. “Sex is my Cardio.. Which probably explains why I’m fat!?!? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️” was posted on X/Twitter by Sean 🖕✌️😑 on September 14, 2019. “Sex is my cardio. Which probably explains why I’m fat” (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on January 3, 2023.

“Shopping is my cardio” is a related “cardio” saying.

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Kelvin Claveria ⚡️
@kcclaveria
Redoing @afabstar’s periodization.Gotta get this skinny bitch sexier in less than 6 weeks! And no,sex doesn’t count as cardio.UNLESS….
1:10 AM · May 11, 2009

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⚡️ Brandi ⚡️
@southernmojo
Old creepy guy at work today: “My doctor said that sex counts as cardio.” Um, thanks. I did NOT need to hear that from you. Ewww.
10:56 PM · Jul 13, 2009

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Yogi
@TheYogiOne
Do I have to workout 2day since sex counts as cardio?
4:44 PM · Sep 18, 2009

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PETTY~RAYE CHARLES
@HEARTLESS365
Yuuup! Sex is my cardio work out. LMFAO! RT @Sexstrology: Virgo view sex as necessary for health and wellbeing
1:38 AM · Jul 7, 2010

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Jonathan Mannion
@JonathanMannion
“Make up sex is my cardio”... Lol… Quote of the day for sure!
3:55 PM · Jul 17, 2010

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EL24
@24k_mex
RT @bookladysblog: Twitter confirms: sex counts as cardio! Am much less depressed about this upcoming diet now.
8:51 PM · Jul 29, 2010

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Roger, Texas Ranger
@RogerRabbid87
#thingswecanallagreeon sex counts as cardio and you burn twice as much if you’re on top 😉
3:58 PM · Nov 26, 2010

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Lawrence Dent
@MistahDent
fuck the treadmill..sex is my cardio
2:11 PM · Mar 9, 2011

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bizmark
@BrytostheLegend
RT @BlackKimK: sex is my cardio.
12:20 PM · Mar 11, 2011

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Vladimir Laurent
@SUNNYSOULSTICE
SEX IS MY CARDIO WORKOUT…
12:28 AM · Mar 12, 2011

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Lisa
@MissKris329
#FunFact Sex counts as cardio. It is comparable to a modest workout on a treadmill. Burn anywhere from 85-300 calories depending on length.
1:49 PM · Jul 3, 2011

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Ryan Don Sullivan
@ryandonsullivan
@katdoesdiets
My college PE teacher said: “Sex counts as cardio as long as it lasts 30 minutes. If anyone counts it, I’ll know you’re lying”
4:14 PM · Jul 11, 2011

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ConnieTivnan
@xconnie_tivnanx
I want a top that says “Sex is my cardio” 😂
7:23 PM · Jul 10, 2013

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GQ Magazine
@GQMagazine
“My doctor actually told me that sex doesn’t count as cardio and working out.” -
@JamesDeen: http://gqm.ag/11T5yNn
10:58 AM · Apr 30, 2013

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Josh Snyder
@ApePagoda
“My doctor actually told me that sex doesn’t count as cardio and working out. And then the next time I…” http://tmblr.co/Z6_Pbyjuqhlo
2:39 PM · Apr 30, 2013

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Caitlyn
@nyltiaccc
If you’re wearing a ‘sex is my cardio’ shirt at the gym you’re probably a virgin. #justsayin #gymsnob
9:41 PM · Mar 13, 2014

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Molly McGregor
@mollymasm
I hate vests on men that like barely cover the nipples & usually say something like ‘suns out guns out’ or ‘sex is my cardio’ #pleasestop
9:56 AM · Jun 5, 2014

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G
@G_Fred101
“@collegefession: “Sex is my cardio.” - West Virginia University”
5:31 PM · Aug 10, 2014

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RXWLD
@Rocxxxann
Sex is my cardio that’s why I’m getting fat if you get my drift….
9:46 PM · Oct 17, 2014

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Seth Hernandez
@Setha_Saurus
This guy has a “sex is my cardio” shirt. But he’s really over weight. Soo I guess you’re got getting much. 😂😂😂
2:20 PM · Jan 1, 2015

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Ethereal Trash Fire
@etherealraccoon
Sex is my cardio which is why I’m fat.
4:42 PM · Jun 14, 2019

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r.
@iamrj92
Sex is my cardio which is why i’m fat.
8:42 AM · Jun 17, 2019

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Sean 🖕✌️😑
@Baseball_Fan_34
Sex is my Cardio..
Which probably explains why I’m fat!?!?
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
1:04 PM · Sep 14, 2019

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आदित्य महाजन
@ADILICIOUS_86
Sex is my cardio
Which probably explains why am I fat!
4:19 PM · Sep 14, 2019

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FloJoApparel
@ApparelJo
“Sex Is My Cardio” Male Gym Shorts and T-SHIRT Active Set. Available for purchase!
8:44 AM · Jan 13, 2020

iFunny
ball_bag
3 jan 2023
Sex is my cardio. Which probably explains why I’m fat.

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@thebrazenbeard
Sex counts as cardio, right?
9:12 PM · Dec 3, 2023

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Sex is my cardio. Which probably explains why I’m fat.
5:49 PM · Jan 20, 2024