“No great story started with someone drinking water”

“No great story started with someone drinking water” is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations.
 
“Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad” and “Coffee because no great story ever started with someone drinking water” are related sayings.
 
 
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Anything Past 2 AM
@iParty2Hard
Alcohol: because no great story started with someone drinking water.
11:20 AM · Sep 7, 2011
 
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ShitSwagger™
@ShitSwagger
#Alcohol: because no awesome story started with someone drinking water. #ShitSwagger
11:21 AM · Sep 12, 2011
 
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Sarah Pepper
@realsarahpepper
“@BuenosDiasIvan: Alcohol:Because no great story ever started with someone drinking water. #FACT"it did with jesus then he turned it to wine
1:22 PM · Oct 18, 2011
   
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Lauren Ickes
@Laurrr_ickes
alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone drinking water.
12:54 PM · Jan 6, 2012
 
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Jordan T
@the_ginge_1
Alcohol: Because no great story started with someone drinking water
3:31 PM · Mar 31, 2012
   
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kirstin 🦋
@kirstin_cole
alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone drinking water.
6:15 PM · May 14, 2012
   
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TRDSanchez
@ESanchez2089
Beer: Because no awesome night ever started with someone drinking water lol
12:47 AM · Sep 13, 2012
 
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giulia tosi
@giulaaaaa
Mojito
Because no great story ever started with someone drinking water
4:48 PM · May 5, 2014
   
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N¡k
@ehiroccia
Mojito:
Becouse no great story even started with someone drinking water
4:52 AM · May 7, 2014
   
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Alexis
@persempresua
Mojito: because no great story ever started with someone drinking water…
3:26 PM · May 10, 2014
 
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Daniel Valarezo C
@DanielValarezo
La verdad mas grande! “No great story ever started with someone drinking water”
7:31 PM · May 23, 2014
   
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Vital
@pdmvital
“Mojito: Because no great story ever started with someone drinking water”
3:28 PM · Jun 9, 2014
 
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un pelafustán 🌙✨
@rodBarrera
No great story ever started with someone drinking water. - SF @ Krystal Hotel & Resort http://instagram.com/p/qwvsVOKkjM/
1:25 PM · Jul 22, 2014
   
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Women’s Humor
@womenshumor
No great story started with someone drinking water. #MoreWine
9:30 PM · Sep 10, 2014
 
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
No great story started with someone drinking water.
8:00 PM · Sep 11, 2014
 
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Life Quotes! 🍀
@GirlsNoteBook
No great story started with someone drinking water.
8:30 PM · Sep 12, 2014