“My local bakery accused me of stealing all their yeast. They can’t prove anything”

“Proofing” is a step in the preparation of yeast bread. There are several puns about this process.
   
“I stole yeast from the local bakery. They can’t prove a thing” was posted on X/Twitter by Jimmy Ferguson on January 27, 2021. “I stole all the yeast from the bakery. They can’t prove a thing” was posted on X/Twitter by 💙💛 T🅰️YL🅾️R 💛💙 on January 28, 2021. “My local bakery accused me of stealing all their yeast. They can’t prove anything” was posted on X/Twitter by Alf on October 30, 2023.
   
   
Wikipedia: Proofing (baking technique)
In cooking, proofing (also called proving) is a step in the preparation of yeast bread and other baked goods in which the dough is allowed to rest and rise a final time before baking. During this rest period, yeast ferments the dough and produces gases, thereby leavening the dough.
       
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Jimmy Ferguson
@JimmyFer1077650
I stole yeast from the local bakery.
They can’t prove a thing.
11:13 PM · Jan 27, 2021
   
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💙💛 T🅰️YL🅾️R 💛💙
@LeedSTUnited
I stole all the yeast from the bakery. They can’t prove a thing.
4:52 AM · Jan 28, 2021
   
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woody
@woodyunofficial
I stole yeast from the local bakery.
They can’t prove a thing.
11:42 AM · Jan 28, 2021
   
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Alice Mills
@millsalice144
I stole all the yeast from the bakery.
They can’t prove a thing.
11:18 PM · Jan 30, 2021
 
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@LydiaReidYES2
I stole yeast from the local bakery. They can’t prove a thing.
3:13 PM · Jan 28, 2022
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
They accused me of stealing all the yeast from the bakery.
They can’t prove anything.
1:10 PM · Jan 31, 2022
     
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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥 (𝕨𝕙𝕠,𝕨𝕙𝕪,𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥)
@stuart_humour
They accused me of stealing all the yeast from the Bakery….but they can’t Prove anything…🤷‍♂️
12:03 AM · Sep 23, 2022
 
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Phillip Bagman + Trevor
@BagmanPhillip
They accused me of stealing all the yeast from the bakery.
They can’t prove anything.
#LunchPun
7:02 AM · Aug 25, 2023
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Alf
@whoelsebutalf
My local bakery accused me of stealing all their yeast.
They can’t prove anything.
2:49 AM · Oct 30, 2023
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
They accused me of stealing all the yeast from the bakery.
They can’t prove anything.
1:56 AM · Jan 26, 2024