A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 09, 2020
“I’ve worn this for 20 years and it still fits.”/“It’s a scarf.”

Someone is in good shape when an old piece of clothing still fits, right? This joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on October 4, 2011 (originally on the Sickipedia website) and has been printed on several images:
   
“My wife said to me, ‘We have been married 20 years and look it still fits me.’ I said, ‘Fuck off, it’s a scarf.’”
 
“After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit,” “Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots will still fit” and “No matter how much you eat and drink, at least your earrings will still fit you” are related sayings.
 
     
Twitter
alan sharp
@AlanYNWAjft96
My wife just said to me “Look at this, I’ve had this since we got married 20 years ago & it still fits me”.
I said “Fuck off, it’s a scarf.”
5:31 AM · Oct 3, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
My wife said to me"we have been married 20 years and look it still fits me.”
I said"Fuck off it’s a scarf.” http://bit.ly/qNuDRQ
1:37 PM · Oct 4, 2011·twitterfeed
   
Newspapers.com
22 July 2015, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “Dennis the Menace” comic strip by Hank Ketcham, pg. E10, col. 5:
“I’VE HAD THIS FOR 30 YEARS AND IT STILL FITS.” 
“BUT IT’S A SCARF.”
   
Twitter
Tino
@MrKumbawa
Going through her stuff in the wardrobe…
Wife: look honey, it still fits after 25years.
Husband: it’s a scarf baby, of course it still fits.
4:38 PM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod July 31, 2019
As my wife was cleaning out the closet, she suddenly shouted excitedly, “Can you believe it?! After 10 years and it still fits!”
I laughed, “Babe, it’s a scarf!”
 
Twitter
QT@Anon 🌟🌟🌟
@QTAnon1
Wife: “Look. I haven’t worn this in 8 years and it still fits!”
Husband: “For God’s sake woman, it’s a scarf!”
3:57 AM · Dec 27, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Claire Lister 👁 ☘️ 🇮🇪
@claire88424030
Me: ‘Wow! I haven’t worn this for years , and it still fits me!’  Husband: ‘It’s a scarf…’
1:27 PM · Feb 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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