“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times” is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker probably has gained weight and needs a larger jeans size.
“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times” was posted on X/Twitter by Scary Mommy on September 22, 2018.
“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and your back didn’t hurt?” and “I can’t coffee this early without function” are related sayings.
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Scary Mommy
@ScaryMommy
Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times.
4:11 PM · Sep 22, 2018
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kylie hicks
@kylieannhicks
Remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry?
Good times.
6:30 PM · Oct 26, 2018
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Scary Mommy
@ScaryMommy
Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times.
11:11 AM · Dec 30, 2018
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TheBizarreWorldofMacsCat_2017
23 aug 2019
Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times.
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Scary Mommy
@ScaryMommy
Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times.
12:11 PM · Mar 16, 2021
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Brisef
9 apr 2023
Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times.
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Sugarplums and Cyanide
@ItsjustDarla803
Hey remember when you didn’t need coffee to function
And buying jeans didn’t make you cry
Good times
2:56 AM · Dec 12, 2023
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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