A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from April 25, 2023
“For breakfast today, I made a Belgian waffle. For lunch, I鈥檓 planning to make a French person…”

“Waffle” can be both a noun and a verb. Of course, there are jokes.
     
“RT @GaryDelaney: Just had a Belgian waffle, next I’m going to make him dance” was posted on Twitter by Kenny The Kilt 馃彺鬆仹鬆仮鬆伋鬆仯鬆伌鬆伩 on November 3, 2010. (The original tweet is no longer available.) Gary Delaney is an English writer and stand-up comedian.
     
“This morning I made a Belgian waffle. This afternoon I’m going to make a Frenchman talk bollocks. c/o Gary Delaney” was posted on Twitter by Samut Prakan Phil on June 29, 2013. “‘This morning I made a Belgian waffle. This afternoon I made a Frenchman talk bollocks’. Gary Delaney” was posted on Twitter by Nico Nico on September 30, 2013. “‘The other day I made a Belgian waffle. This afternoon, I made a Frenchman talk bollocks.’ - Gary Delaney” was posted on Twitter by @jamie@masto.ai on November 23, 2013.
   
“For breakfast today, I made a Belgian waffle. For lunch, I鈥檓 planning to make a French person uncomfortable” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on April 24, 2023.
   
鈥淗ow do you make a Belgian waffle?”/“Ask him why they have never won the World Cup” is a related joke.
     
         
Wikipedia: Belgian waffle
Outside of Belgium, Belgian waffles are a variety of waffle with a lighter batter, larger squares, and deeper pockets than American waffles. Belgian waffles were originally leavened with yeast, but baking powder is now often used. They are often eaten as a breakfast food; toppings vary from whipped cream, confectioners sugar, soft fruit, and chocolate spread, to syrup and butter or margarine.
       
Twitter
Kenny The Kilt 馃彺鬆仹鬆仮鬆伋鬆仯鬆伌鬆伩
@Kenny_The_Kilt
RT @GaryDelaney: Just had a Belgian waffle, next I’m going to make him dance.
6:29 PM 路 Nov 3, 2010
   
Twitter
Rose Jang
@rosamundcotton
RT @GaryDelaney Just had a Belgian waffle, next I’m going to make him dance.
6:36 PM 路 Nov 3, 2010
 
Twitter
Samut Prakan Phil 馃嚞馃嚙 馃嚬馃嚟
@Ajarncom
This morning I made a Belgian waffle. This afternoon I’m going to make a Frenchman talk bollocks. c/o Gary Delaney.
11:38 PM 路 Jun 29, 2013
   
Twitter
Danny Kirk
@GingerBreadSwan
This morning I had a Belgian waffle. Later at work ill have a Frenchman talk bollocks!
7:54 AM 路 Aug 7, 2013
   
Twitter
Danny Murphy
@elmurf5
This morning I had a Belgian waffle. This afternoon I made a Frenchman talk bollocks.
9:44 AM 路 Aug 7, 2013
   
Twitter
Kevin
@Kevin_macm
This morning I made a Belgian waffle then this afternoon I made a Frenchman talk bollocks! Haha #class #bbc3 #Edinburghcomedyfestlive
4:53 PM 路 Aug 28, 2013
   
Twitter
Nico Nico
@FukuLife
“This morning I made a Belgian waffle. This afternoon I made a Frenchman talk bollocks”. Gary Delaney
youtube.com
Gary Delaney Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 2013
http://www.facebook.com/pages/ArseRaptor/134715809920069Another great year of the Fringe Festival, and now the lovely Gary Delaney, enjoy!
9:06 AM 路 Sep 30, 2013
   
Twitter
@jamie@masto.ai
@jmblgr
“The other day I made a Belgian waffle. This afternoon, I made a Frenchman talk bollocks.” - Gary Delaney.
8:52 PM 路 Nov 23, 2013
   
Twitter
Anna LJ 馃嚞馃嚙 馃挋馃尮馃弶 馃嚭馃嚘
@ADLJ
Brilliant. This morning made a Belgian waffle. This afternoon I made a Frenchman talk boll*%ks.
@MockTheWeek
5:18 PM 路 Sep 18, 2014
   
Twitter
Zoe Pimentel
@ZoePim
“This morning I made a Belgian waffle. In the afternoon I made a Frenchman talk bollocks.” LOL! :D #mocktheweek
5:17 PM 路 Sep 21, 2014
   
Twitter
martyn folley
@FolleyMartyn
@GaryDelaney loved the “I’ve just made a Belgian waffle and a frenchman talk bollocks” gag (as funny as the Mrs cooking) on #mocktheweek
6:00 PM 路 May 26, 2016
 
Twitter
Phil warrior
@twitrtit
This morning I made a Belgian waffle.  So I think this afternoon I’m going to make a French person talk bollocks 馃槈
7:26 AM 路 May 28, 2016
   
Google Groups: fatboysinportugal
Jokes? You decide…
Les Oliver
Jun 22, 2016, 7:06:30鈥疉M
I made a Belgian waffle for breakfast today.
For lunch I made a Frenchman talk bollox.
 
Twitter
Ant 猬嗭笍
@arnoldiesel
THIS MORNING I MADE A BELGIAN WAFFLE. IN THE AFTERNOON I MADE A FRENCHMAN TALK BOLLOCKS
8:38 AM 路 Dec 19, 2019
 
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/Deflatable-canoe March 16, 2021
Belgian Waffle
Today I made a Belgian Waffle, and a Frenchman talk rubbish.
     
Twitter
Maurice Peterson 馃弮馃毚馃嚭馃嚫
@OregonPioneer
This morning I made a Belgian waffle. Tomorrow morning I’m planning to make a Frenchman indecisive.
6:37 AM 路 Feb 8, 2022
 
Twitter
David Goddard 馃彺鬆仹鬆仮鬆伔鬆伂鬆伋鬆伩
@DaioGoddard
This morning i made a Belgian waffle.
Tomorrow im hoping to make a Frenchman talk bollocks
3:59 AM 路 Mar 24, 2022
 
Twitter
2Kanes 馃嚨馃嚬馃嚜馃嚞馃嚙馃嚪馃嚚馃嚧馃嚭馃嚲馃嚦馃嚤
@JusTWriGhT92x
This morning I made a Belgian waffle, this afternoon I’m gonna make a French person speak bollocks
4:41 AM 路 May 14, 2022
     
Twitter
馃拏馃徎鈥嶁檧锔忦煈嬸煆恍惭斘毖忦煃火焽焽р劉
@BigBearF1
This morning I made a Belgian waffle鈥his afternoon I鈥檒l make a Frenchman talk a load of rubbish.
10:46 AM 路 Apr 22, 2023
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto April 24, 2023
For breakfast today, I made a Belgian waffle.
For lunch, I鈥檓 planning to make a French person uncomfortable.

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