“Every chef on TV: Today I’m going to show you how to make something with simple ingredients everyone has…”

A popular meme shows a recipe that “every chef on TV” gives, containing “simple ingredients everyone has in their pantry.” The joke is that the ingredients are not so simple. This was posted on X/Twitter by American author Susan Archer on April 3, 2020:
   
“every chef right now: Today I’m going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can’t go to the store. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and a single feather from a dodo bird.”
     
“Every chef on TV” (instead of “every chef right now”) was posted on X/Twitter by ashley albini on April 27, 2021. This mostly means the television programs on the Food Network.
 
“Since you can’t go to the store,” written in April 2020, refers to the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic.
   
         
Wikipedia: Sarah Archer (writer)
Sarah Archer is an American writer and curator based in Philadelphia, United States who specializes in design and material culture. She is the author of Catland: The Soft Power of Cat Culture in Japan (2020); The Midcentury Kitchen: America’s Favorite Room, from Workspace to Dreamscape, 1940s-1970s (2019); Midcentury Christmas: Holiday Fads, Fancies, and Fun from 1945 to 1970 (2016); and Midcentury Christmas Stocking Stuffer Edition (2018), all published by Countryman Press.
 
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Sarah Archer
@SarahArcherM
every chef right now: Today I’m going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can’t go to the store. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and a single feather from a dodo bird.
11:11 AM · Apr 3, 2020
 
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Gez Kirby
April 5, 2020 at 4:36 AM ·
Every chef right now: Today I’m going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can’t go to the store. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and a single feather from a dodo bird.
(Sarah Archer)
 
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Paul Stewart
April 5, 2020 at 5:48 AM ·
Every TV chef right now: Today I’m going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can’t go to the store. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and a single feather from a dodo bird.
     
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Mark Roth
April 5, 2020 at 7:01 AM ·
From British author Sarah Archer
Every chef right now: Today I’m going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can’t go to the store. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and a single feather from a dodo bird.
 
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EgyptianManc
@EgyptianManc
Every chef on TV at the moment:
“I’m going to show you something simple to make with ingredients you have in your cupboards, as you can’t get to the shops
We will start with Iberian 10 year old aged ham, Tunisian hemp milk, Tibetan lettuce and a single feather from a dodo bird”
5:37 AM · Apr 8, 2020
 
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ashley albini - Atlanta
@bookwithashley
Every chef on TV: Today I’m going to show you how to make something with simple ingredients everyone has in their pantry. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk and a single feather from a dodo bird 😑
10:19 AM · Apr 27, 2021
 
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Peter Richardson
@UkipPeter80383
Every Chef on TV today:
“I’m going to show you how to make a quick and nutritious meal, with handy and simple ingredients, that everyone has in their cupboard. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, Siberian purple parsley and a single feather from a Dodo bird”.
5:22 AM · Mar 15, 2024
     
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21 mar 2024
Every chef on TV: Today, I’m going to show you how to make something with simple ingredients everyone has in their pantry. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and single feather from a dodo bird.
 
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Every chef on TV: Today, I’m going to show you how to make something with simple ingredients everyone has in their pantry. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and single feather from a dodo bird.
 
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
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Every chef on TV: Today I’m going to
show you how to make something with
simple ingredients everyone has in
their pantry. I’m starting with
Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk and a
single feather from a dodo bird
12:42 PM · Apr 1, 2024