“Do you serve crackers?”/“We serve everybody.”
The word “cracker” has several meanings. “Do you serve crackers?”/“We serve everybody” is a popular joke.
In the American sketch comedy television series In Living Color, the episode “Player’s Club” that originally aired on March 15, 1992, President George Bush visited a soul food restaurant and was served gumbo. “Do you serve crackers?” Bush asked. “Oh baby, we serve anybody here,” the waitress responded.
“Ma’am, do you serve crackers?” “Honey, we serve errybody” (shown on an image) was posted on America’s Best Pics and Videos on August 4, 2021.
“Do you serve crabs here?”/“We serve anyone. Sit down,” “Do you serve fishcakes?,” “Do you serve women at this bar?”/“No, you have to supply your own” and “We don’t serve black people.”/“That’s OK. I don’t eat them” are similar jokes.
Wikipedia: Cracker (term)
Cracker, sometimes cracka or white cracker, is a racial epithet directed towards white people, used especially with regard to poor rural whites in the Southern United States. Although commonly a pejorative, it is also used in a neutral context, particularly in reference to a native of Florida or Georgia (see Florida cracker and Georgia cracker).
In Living Color transcripts
March 15, 1992
(...)
- Oh, my goodness. Now what’s this?
That’s gumbo.
Got a little bit of everything in it.
Lovely.
Do you serve crackers?
Oh, baby, we serve anybody here.
That’s right.
No, I mean, do you serve
salted crackers?
Oh, yes I do.
Here you go.
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In Living Color S03E22 - Player’s Club
William Davis
Jul 13, 2016
(The show originally aired on March 15, 1992. The joke is at 5:55.—ed.)
1 April 1995, Washington (DC) Post, “Puttin’ On The Ritz” by Phil McCombs, pg. C7, col. 1:
Apparently there’s this TV show called, “In Living Color,” and they portrayed what might have happened if George Bush went into a soul food restaurant.
Bush orders chili and asks the waitress, “Do you serve crackers?”
“Why sure, honey,” she says. “We serve anybody!”
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Console Cowboy
May 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
heheh, reminds me of the cartoon I saw the other day… guy’s in Denny’s and says “Do you serve crackers?” Waitress says “honey, that’s ALL we serve here!!!”
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Drew Stewart
May 14, 2010 at 12:41 AM ·
guy: hi do you serve crackers here? waiter: sir we serve all kinds here.
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It’s EJ
@ItIsMeEJ
Lmao! RT @lauren_alayne: A. Now what’s this? B: That’s gumbo A: Do you serve crackers? B: Oh, baby we serve anybody here. Lol #InLivingColor
1:49 PM · Nov 10, 2010
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Bernie Evans
November 28, 2011 at 9:25 AM ·
“Do you serve crackers here?” “Yes, sir. We serve ev’ybody.”
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If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to go out and eat!
October 4, 2012 at 9:00 PM ·
The best response ever given to a patron:
Question: Do you serve crackers here?
Answer: Yes, ma’am, we serve everybody!
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@balooverthinks
“Ma’am do you serve crackers”
“Honey we serve everybody”
3:08 PM · Aug 4, 2021
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4 aug 2021
“Ma’am, do you serve crackers?” “Honey, we serve errybody”
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17 aug 2021
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2 oct 2021
“Ma’am, do you serve crackers?” “Honey, we serve errybody”
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RefrigeratorDry495—February 19, 2022
A hungry 20 year old white guy asks: “Ma’am, do you serve crackers?”
The server replies: “Honey we serve everybody.”.
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DonVergas
@kenshinrojas1
“Ma’am, do you serve crackers?”
“Hun we serve errybody”
10:06 PM · May 22, 2022
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Mar 22, 2023
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@JeffPetrie5
Do you serve crackers at this restaurant?
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We serve *everybody*!
10:45 AM · Dec 20, 2023
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@KxngSwiss
“Ma’am, do you serve crackers?”
“Honey, we serve everybody”
11:37 AM · Apr 27, 2024
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@Rothmus
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
“Ma’am, do you serve crackers?”
“Honey, we serve errybody”
5:46 PM · May 3, 2024