"Anyone who says 'good morning' on a…

Monday is the traditional start of the work week. A “good morning” greeting on Monday morning is often not appreciated.

“Someone who says ‘GOOD MORNING’ on a monday deserves a hi-5 to the face. REAL HARD!!” was cited on Twitter on December 13, 2010. “Anyone who says ‘good morning’ on Monday deserves to be bitch slapped and dropped kicked over a twenty foot fence” was cited on Twitter on January 15, 2012, and has been printed on ecards. “Anyone who says ‘good morning’ on a Monday is a sociopath” was cited on Twitter on September 8, 2014.

“People who say ‘good morning’ should be force to prove it” is another popular “good morning” saying.

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Vedant Jain
‏@V3DANTJAIN
Someone who says “GOOD MORNING” on a monday deserves a hi-5 to the face. . REAL HARD!!
3:17 AM - 13 Dec 2010

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A.
‏@AmandaThunnder
#iwannaslap people who say good morning on mondays. Monday mornings are no good.
4:14 PM - 22 Jan 2011

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carol kent
‏@carolkent
Anyone who says “good morning” on Monday deserves to be bitch slapped and dropped kicked over a twenty foot fence. WHO’S WITH ME?!
12:53 PM - 15 Jan 2012

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Urban Legend Kampala
‏@ULKampala
Anyone who says “Good morning” on a Monday morning is a liar. Tell them to use a condom when talking to you.
1:22 AM - 9 Jul 2012

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pauline
‏@pauline_mcd
Anyone who says “good morning” on Monday deserves to be bitch slapped #SurvivedanotherMonday ....
6:57 PM - 10 Mar 2014

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Ahmed khan
‏@khan_mufc
Those Who says Good Morning on Monday’s Morning Should b slapped twice :|
6:33 PM - 31 Jul 2014

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Jake Vig
‏@Jake_Vig
Anyone who says “good morning” on a Monday is a sociopath.
7:52 AM - 8 Sep 2014