“After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact”

“Fact: There’s no graceful way to get on a pool float” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact” is another saying that has been printed on many images.
 

“There’s no graceful way to get on a pool float” was posted on X/Twitter by Whitney Smith Bosley on June 9, 2011. “There is no graceful way to get on a pool float” was posted on X/Twitter by Gabbie on July 27, 2011. “FACT: There’s no graceful way to get on a pool float” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Baystate Pool Supplies and APC on June 20, 2014.

“After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact” was posted on X/Twitter by Jessie on July 27, 2021, and this received over 3,000 likes.
 
 
X/Twitter
Whitney Smith Bosley
@whittyrosey
There’s no graceful way to get on a pool float
4:40 PM · Jun 9, 2011
         
X/Twitter
Gabbie
@Gab_Re_L
There is no graceful way to get on a pool float.
4:48 PM · Jul 27, 2011
     
Facebook 
Janey Parker
June 12, 2012 at 8:06 PM ·
Life lesson learned this afternoon- There is no graceful way for a 50 year old woman to get on a pool float- It was so awkward, my 22 year old son averted his eyes!
 
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Paige Ezell
@PaigeEzell
There is no graceful way to get on a pool float.. #justnoway
2:56 PM · Jun 18, 2012
 
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4koko
@koko_nut_
There is no graceful way to get on a pool float
1:29 PM · Jun 13, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Shasta Fay Hepworth
@leenie__beanie
There is no graceful way to get on a pool float. Just clinging for dear life tryin not to flip over
3:36 PM · Jun 19, 2013
   
Facebook 
Susannah B. Lewis
August 24, 2013 at 2:58 PM ·
There’s no graceful way to get on a pool float.
 
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Tonya
@msmarvel34
FACT:
THERE IS NO graceful way to get on a pool float.
-signed Shamu’s stunt double.
#whaleinthepool
2:59 PM · May 27, 2014
         
Facebook
Baystate Pool Supplies and APC
June 20, 2014 at 9:47 AM ·
Friday Funday:
Pool inflatables add another piece of fun to any pool and swimming experience, but there is no graceful way to get on a pool float. Do you have a funny story to share? #summerfun #fridayfunday
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
FACT:
There’s no graceful way
to get on a pool float.
(Credited to HaHas for HooHas.com.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Matt Hodges
June 20, 2014 at 7:01 PM ·
Fact: there is no graceful way to get on a pool float!
 
X/Twitter
AshleGryre
@ashle_gryre
fact: there’s no graceful way to get on a pool float. || #nofilter #summersnotdead #inthesouth… http://instagram.com/p/sngItmKDuk/
4:19 PM · Sep 6, 2014
   
Facebook
Antoinette Lalonde
June 27, 2015 at 8:57 PM ·
FACT: There’s no graceful way…to get on a pool float:-)
 
Facebook
Casey Everett is with Mark Henderson.
May 18, 2016 at 5:09 PM · Spring Valley, NV ·
Fact: There’s no graceful way to get on a pool float.
Amazing shot by Mark Henderson
 
Facebook
Suzie Dowlearn
September 17, 2017 at 2:33 PM ·
Fact: There Is No Graceful Way To Get On A Pool Float.
 
Facebook
Susannah B. Lewis
May 23, 2018 at 3:27 PM ·
There’s no graceful way to get on a pool float.
 
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Anna Lind Thomas
@AnnaLindThomas
“There’s no graceful way to get on a pool float.” - Susannah Lewis
8:29 PM · Jun 14, 2021
 
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Jessie
@mommajessiec
After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact.
9:13 AM · Jul 27, 2021
 
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Paul Fox
@PaulFox50854324
JESSIE’S TWEET: “After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact.”
PAUL’S UPDATE: After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float.
2:53 PM · Jul 27, 2021
 
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Coach Cesar
@CoachCesar318
After 30, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact.
3:30 PM · Aug 5, 2021
 
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American Woman
@AmericanFWoman
After 50, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact.
Just saying…
9:29 PM · Jul 10, 2023
   
iFunny
iLux
24 nov 2023
After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact.
 
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Shelbi Blackstone
@therealsoulsoup
After 40, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity in tact.
7:34 PM · Jul 8, 2024
 
Facebook
ManShed
July 16, 2024 at 2:23 PM ·
After 35, there’s no way
to get out of a pool float
with your dignity intact.