A “paper jam” is not a food, but there are jokes.
“Paper Jam is the most flavorless of all condiments” was posted on X/Twitter by The Drawn on June 16, 2011. “paper jam is the worst tasting jam ever bruh” was posted on X/Twitter by spooky mulder on November 30, 2012. “Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves” was posted on Facebook by Rhys Madgin on July 27, 2020. “A paper jam is the least appetizing of all the preserves” was posted on X/Twitter by Bob Golen on May 4, 2024.
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The Drawn
@cdxviii
Paper Jam is the most flavorless of all condiments.
8:59 PM 路 Jun 16, 2011
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Pu-SaKal 馃悎
@katrina_opinion
Paper jam is the only JAM you cannot eat 😛
9:53 PM 路 Jun 8, 2012
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Caroliner
@Car0linerose
a paper jam is the worst kind of jam
1:00 PM 路 Nov 18, 2012
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spooky mulder
@joe_biden420
@ron_paul420 paper jam is the worst tasting jam ever bruh
11:21 AM 路 Nov 30, 2012
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Lionel Hutz 馃憤
@Jason_Hankins
Of all the jams, I’d say a paper jam is the worst tasting.
5:09 PM 路 Jul 10, 2014
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Michael Trudeau
@miketrudeau
Paper jam is the worst kind of jam #printerlife
4:42 AM 路 Jul 4, 2016
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The Man-Eating Sock
@ManEatinSock
Paper jam is the worst flavor jam to put on toast.
10:32 AM 路 May 16, 2020
Facebook
Rhys Madgin
July 27, 2020 at 6:48 AM 路
Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves.
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hipichik63
@hipichik63
Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves.
9:16 PM 路 Jul 28, 2020
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Ralph Nelson Willett
@NorthernOvation
Good to Know: Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves.
7:36 PM 路 Aug 3, 2020
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Rhonda Scharf
@RhondaScharf
Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves.
8:25 AM 路 Sep 4, 2020
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ValaShibbs
@ValaShibbs
Paper jam is the least delicious of all the preserves.
6:27 AM 路 Aug 3, 2021
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Ralph Nelson Willett
@NorthernOvation
Good to Know: Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves.
9:50 PM 路 May 4, 2023
X/Twitter
Evil Mark
@MrEvilMark
Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves.
9:02 AM 路 Mar 6, 2024
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
A paper jam is the least appetizing of all the preserves.
6:33 PM 路 May 4, 2024
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