A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“Welcome to the surface of the sun! Oh wait I mean Texas” (5/26)
•“I thought training as an airport baggage handler would be easy, but actually there’s a lot to take on board” (5/26)
•Entry in progress—BP25 (5/26)
•Entry in progress—BP24 (5/26)
•Entry in progress—BP23 (5/26)
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“Give your co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails”
“If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity. Then I’ll have $999,999.75”
“Sore. The most satisfying feeling”
“My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive. I took her to the gas station”
“The first submarine sandwich shop opened in 1898, but the store went under”
“I’d rather let someone see me naked than parallel park”
Lasting Eye Damage (“LED” backronym)
“Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym…” (joke)
Qtard (QAnon + retard)
“Eat whatever you want, and if someone lectures you about your weight, eat them too”
“15 years ago the internet was an escape from the real world”
“Where do shellfish go to borrow money?”/“The prawn broker.”
“A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50”
“How much of the cake did the sword want?”/“Just a slice.”
“How long have you been chopping wood for?”/“I’m not sure, I’ll check the logs.”
“Some things are better left unsaid, but I’ll probably get drunk and say them anyway”
“The U.S. government is an insurance company with a sideline business in defense”
“You remind me of a penny—two-faced and not worth much”
“What do you call an American drawing?”/“A Yankee Doodle.”
“My diving school has gone under”
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