“You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana”

“You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eating a banana often represents the sex act of fellatio.
   
“how to stop a guy staring at your boobs: eat a banana or hotdog really slowly” was posted on Twitter by sirius black. on September 11, 2010. “Ladies, want me to look at ur face & not ur boobs? Slowly eat a banana while staring into my eye. #Douchbaggery” was posted on Twitter by Queef Whisperer mugaka on December 15, 2011. “PRO TIP for ladies:  If you want a man to stop staring at your boobs, just eat a banana” was posted on Twitter by David Holman on January 18, 2014. “How to get a guy to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana” was posted on Twitter by Eve on July 19, 2014.
   
“You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana” was posted on Twitter by Treasure Couple on July 18, 2013. You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana” was posted on Twitter by David Voth on November 14, 2018.
   
“Never make eye contact while eating a banana” is a related saying.
   
       
Twitter
sirius black.
@jordiexpress
how to stop a guy staring at your boobs: eat a banana or hotdog really slowly.
11:31 PM · Sep 11, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
S. Rifai
@THE_47th
Women with big boobs, If u want men to stop staring at them:
1) cover ‘em a lil more
2) eat a banana in public
11:45 AM · May 29, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Queef Whisperer mugaka
@Despicable_Ang
Ladies, want me to look at ur face & not ur boobs? Slowly eat a banana while staring into my eye. #Douchbaggery
1:43 AM · Dec 15, 2011·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
luis d romero
@dumbminican
Its simple ladies. If you want us to start staring at Ur face and not Ur boobs. Eat a banana slowly.
2:29 PM · Jul 28, 2012·Plume for Android
   
Twitter
christina
@cnbosarge
My mom told me to keep a guy from staring at your boobs, eat a banana.
4:21 PM · Sep 9, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
David Holman
@HolmanTravel
PRO TIP for ladies:  If you want a man to stop staring at your boobs, just eat a banana.
10:35 AM · Jan 18, 2014·Facebook
   
Twitter
Chris Hendriks
@Hendar89
Ladies, if you’re tired of us staring at your boobs, just eat a banana.
6:11 PM · May 15, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Eve
@lovemydogduck
How to get a guy to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana.
7:55 PM · Jul 19, 2014·Twitter for Android
         
Twitter
Treasure Couple
@CoupleTreasure
You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana#TeamNips #TeamBBG #TeamKRC #NGOT #hotchickclique #MILFTASTIC #TopSlutCrew
6:42 PM · Jul 18, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
You want men to stop staring at your boobs? 
Eat a banana.
(This saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
4:19 PM · Nov 14, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Facebook
Trophies Treasure Box
February 23, 2019 at 8:20 PM ·
You want
men to stop
staring at
your boobs?
Eat a banana.
 
Twitter
Sarah Passions - I’m NSFW
@sarahpassions
You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana.
2:27 PM · Apr 24, 2020·Twitter Media Studio
 
Twitter
aphrodite
@comefindme01
How to get a guy to stop staring at your boobs ........
Eat a banana
5:55 PM · Aug 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
mark evans
@markevans1970
Tip of the day!
Ladies, wanna stop men staring at your Boobs?...
Eat a Banana!
6:46 AM · Apr 3, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook
Rebecca Arceri
April 10, 2021 at 10:03 PM ·
You want
men to stop
staring at
your boobs?
Eat a banana.