“Why’s a graveyard the safest place in quarantine?”/“Everybody’s 6 feet away.”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in six feet social distancing requirements. “Six feet” often refers to how deep a person is buried in a cemetery.
“This place is great for #socialdistancing you are guaranteed to be at least 6 feet away from he people around you @ Green-Wood Cemetery” was posted on Twitter by Katrina Damkoehler on March 15, 2020. “It’s a great time to take a walk in a cemetery, it’s guaranteed that every body is at least 6 feet away from you” was posted on Twitter by sally cantirino on March 19, 2020. “My parents said I could go outside but had to stay 6 feet away from everyone. So I went for a nice walk around the cemetery” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on April 9, 2020.
“Hanging out in a peaceful little graveyard right now, because everyone stays more than six feet away from you here” was posted on Twitter by Nicole Passmore on April 14, 2020. “It is ok to go to graveyards because everyone who stays there will always be at least six feet away from you” was posted on Twitter by GrugsPro on May 6, 2020. “Why’s a graveyard the safest place in quarantine?”/“Everybody’s 6 feet away” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 10, 2021.
“Better six feet away than six feet under” (social distancing) is another “graveyard—six feet under” saying.
Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemic
The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2), first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, China. The outbreak was declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern in January 2020 and a pandemic in March 2020.
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Katrina Damkoehler
@KatDamkoehler
This place is great for #socialdistancing you are guaranteed to be at least 6 feet away from he people around you @ Green-Wood Cemetery https://instagram.com/p/B9xHjTCnaG_/?igshid=yj6b94j7lxm2
4:20 PM · Mar 15, 2020 from Brooklyn, NY·Instagram
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Speaking of corruption
@BoomerForPete
Went to visit friends and family at the cemetery today. Everyone stayed 6 feet away. True story
3:13 PM · Mar 17, 2020·Twitter Web App
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sally cantirino
@thisquietcity
It’s a great time to take a walk in a cemetery, it’s guaranteed that every body is at least 6 feet away from you.
9:48 AM · Mar 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Sarah Maugaotega
@sarah_tega
safe public place where people are already 6 feet away from you….. cemetery .....
5:14 PM · Mar 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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ναи gσgн’ѕ Ear
@pfenomenologist
Living in a cemetery bc everyone is at least six feet away.
9:07 PM · Mar 20, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Kevin John Gilhooly
@xriva
The safest place for a walk is probably the cemetery because all the residents there will be six feet away. #SocialDistancing
1:54 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Scott Sweeney
@SkipSeasoned
This is like a bad Laffy Taffy joke but the only safe place to take a walk is a cemetery because everyone is a guaranteed six feet away
12:07 PM · Mar 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Sarah Wood
@sarahwoodwriter
I keep going for walks in the cemetery because no one there bothers me and they’re all at least six feet away.
11:02 PM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Frankie
@FrankE_Says
I hang out in cemeteries nowadays to keep 6 feet away from everyone.
9:30 PM · Mar 29, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TheRedditLifeChoseMe March 31, 2020
My parents said I could go outside but had to stay 6 feet away from everyone
So I went for a nice walk around the cemetery
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zach reinert
@zachreinert0
It’s totally fine to hang out in cemeteries. They’re all 6 feet away
3:25 PM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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jdhovland - wear a mask & get vaccinated
@jdhovland
Replying to @jayewells
I used something similar. “Cemeteries were safe, everyone was already six feet away.”
11:57 AM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Peter Vecsey
@PeterVecsey1
I went to the cemetery today to visit my parents…and they demanded I stand six feet away…
3:21 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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passionfruit la croix supremacy
@memeactivist
my mom asked if we can visit her mom at the cemetery and had the audacity to say “well she’s 6 feet away from us”
11:21 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/HellsJuggernaut April 9, 2020
I decided I could go outside as long as I stayed 6 feet away from everyone
So I went for a nice walk through the cemetery
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jan
@JJSummertime
It’s still safe to visit a cemetery because everyone is already 6 feet away.
4:54 PM · Apr 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Nicole Passmore
@nlpassmore
Hanging out in a peaceful little graveyard right now, because everyone stays more than six feet away from you here.
5:35 PM · Apr 14, 2020·Twitter Web App
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EJ Nielsen
@DireJackalope
Best thing about social distancing in cemeteries is all the other ppl are guaranteed to be at least six feet away
GIF
5:04 PM · May 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Beardsational
@beardsational
Went for a walk in the Graveyard today. Only time in the last couple of months where everyone stayed 6 feet away from me.
7:48 PM · May 4, 2020·Twitter for Android
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GrugsPro
@fun_kirby
It is ok to go to graveyards because everyone who stays there will always be at least six feet away from you.
5:11 PM · May 6, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Double A But Not Arn Anderson
@PrAaHe
Visiting a cemetery alone is great because the residents are always 6 feet away.
8:43 PM · May 6, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Andy Countach
@CountachAndy
The best place to practise social distancing is the graveyard where everyone is over 6 feet away. #SocialDistancing
2:41 AM · May 22, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Alan Martin
@_alanmartin_
Replying to @Madz_Grant
A graveyard might be the most convenient place to keep 6 feet away from people.
12:45 PM · May 22, 2020·Twitter Web App
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C. D. L. Watts
@CDL_Watts
‘Twas a sunny day for a visit to a graveyard.
I’m still social distancing…
Everyone else here is six feet away from me.
2:04 PM · May 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
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naiiiiii
@browkenclown
RT HaikuRambler: Maybe I should hang
Around graveyards - those folks will
Stay six feet away
#haiku #SocialDistancing #WearADamnMask
2:16 AM · Aug 4, 2020·Microsoft Power Platform
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Daphne
@strcrssd1
After much thought, I’ve decided that I’ll just study in the graveyard.
Everyone there is six feet away.
12:22 PM · Aug 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/MagicTech547 January 10, 2021
Why’s a graveyard the safest place in quarantine?
Everybody’s 6 feet away
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thatguybgreen
@Bgreaterthan
Replying to @S_johnson_voice
Why’s a graveyard the safest place to be during quarantine?
Everyone’s 6 feet away!!!
1:06 AM · Jan 10, 2021·Twitter for Android