“Why don’t vampires play poker?”/“They are afraid of the stakes.”
“Why cant vampires gamble? They run away everytime someone puts forward a stake” was posted on Twitter by Macauley Oliver on August 10, 2009. “Why don’t vampires gamble? They don’t like the stakes” was posted on Twitter by Naleri Noved on October 31, 2017. “Why don’t vampires gamble? They can’t handle the stakes 😉” was posted on Twitter by Brenda on February 16, 2022. “Why don’t vampires gamble? They can’t deal with those stakes” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 11, 2022.
“Why don’t vampires play poker? They are afraid of the stakes” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 1, 2021. “Why don’t vampires play poker? They are afraid of the stakes. #LaughoftheDay” was posted on Twitter by Jimmy RevJim Olsen on June 29, 2021.
“Why are vampires afraid of casinos?”/“Because of all the high stakes” and “What do vampires play poker for?”/“High stakes” are related riddles.
Twitter
Macauley Oliver
@MacauleyOliver
Why cant vampires gamble?
They run away everytime someone puts forward a stake.
6:42 AM · Aug 10, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Wole Talabi
@WTalabi
When vampires gamble, do they raise the Stakes?
12:33 AM · Dec 17, 2012·UberSocial for BlackBerry
Twitter
Naleri Noved
@NaleriNoved
Why don’t vampires gamble?
They don’t like the stakes.
#HorridHalloweenHumor
9:06 AM · Oct 31, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
My Name Is Ray
@goober_inc
Replying to @bellarollandx
Its better than mine. I just tell a bad joke and get all nervous and leave or try to awkwardly keep a conversation going.
Example of a joke: “why don’t vampires gamble? They can’t handle the stakes.”
2:11 PM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/kilographix May 1, 2021
Why don’t vampires play poker?
They are afraid of the stakes
Twitter
Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
Why don’t vampires play poker? They are afraid of the stakes. #LaughoftheDay
8:25 PM · Jun 29, 2021 from Des Moines, IA·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
KPMoore
@KPMoore8
Q: Why don’t Vampires play poker?
A: They’re afraid of the stakes!😂
11:37 AM · Jul 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Joe William Bowles II🚀❤️🏈😂
@JoeWBowles
Why don’t vampires play poker?
They are afraid of the stakes
10:19 AM · Aug 13, 2021·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Brenda
@BrendaMatusik
Why don’t vampires gamble?
They can’t handle the stakes 😉
4:20 PM · Feb 16, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ChaseShiny April 27, 2022
Why don’t vampires ever gamble?
Because they’re afraid someone will raise the stakes
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Helix1322 August 11, 2022
Why don’t vampires gamble?
They can’t deal with those stakes.
Facebook
Deborah Edmunds
August 12, 2022 at 5:42 PM ·
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote
I love those who can smile in trouble. Leonardo da Vinci
Laugh of the Day
Why don’t vampires gamble? They can’t deal with those stakes.