“When making mac & cheese I didn’t use a colander long enough; wife gave me a restraining order”

A colander joke is:
 
“When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander long enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.”
 
The one-line saying was posted on Twitter on September 8, 2009.
 
“My wife just gave me a restraining order. Who knew there was a correct way to use a colander?” is a similar colander “restraining order” joke.
     
           
Wikipedia: Colander
A colander (or cullender) is a bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with holes in it used for draining food such as pasta or rice. A colander is also used to rinse vegetables.
 
The perforated nature of the colander allows liquid to drain through while retaining the solids inside. It is sometimes also called a pasta strainer or kitchen sieve.
 
Pun of the Day
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1. When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander longer enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.
 
Twitter
Charles White‏
@cewtwo
Replying to @arleigh
@arleigh When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander long enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.
7:48 PM - 8 Sep 2009
     
Twitter
Christopher Jobe ن‏‏
@sharky67
Pun of the day:
When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander longer enough, and my wife gave me a restraining order.
5:01 AM - 21 Oct 2013
 
Twitter
Puns of The Day‏
@RandomPun
When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander longer enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.
10:00 AM - 27 Dec 2013
       
Twitter
John Collins‏
@HolyDalek
When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander longer enough, and my wife gave me a restraining order.
12:50 PM - 15 Dec 2014
 
Twitter
davidaleet‏
@davidaleet
When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander long enough, and the wife gave me a restraining order.
5:23 AM - 23 Jun 2017