“What’s the mortician’s favorite workout?”/“Deadlift.”
“Deadlifting” does not involve dead bodies, but there are mortician jokes.
“Marshall White on WSM is a mortician! I bet he’s good at the deadlift! boom boom” was posted on Twitter by Mole In Your Soul on January 11, 2010. “What’s a mortician’s favorite workout to do? Deadlift #Pun” was posted on Twitter by Micko on March 27, 2013. “What’s morticians favorite workout? Deadlifting!” was posted on Twitter by Alex Fowzer on June 14, 2021. “What is the morticians favourite exercise to do at the gym? The deadlift” was posted on Twitter by Fantoman79 on August 22, 2022. “What’s the mortician’s favorite workout? DEADlift” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on April 21, 2023.
“How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?”/“He was dead lifting” and “Pallbearers are technically dead lifters” are related deadlifting jokes.
Wikipedia: Deadlift
The deadlift is a weight training exercise in which a loaded barbell or bar is lifted off the ground to the level of the hips, torso perpendicular to the floor, before being placed back on the ground. It is one of the three powerlifting exercises, along with the squat and bench press.
Twitter
Mole In Your Soul
@HolyMole
Marshall White on WSM is a mortician! I bet he’s good at the deadlift! boom boom
4:35 PM · Jan 11, 2010
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Micko
@durp_micko
What’s a mortician’s favorite workout to do? Deadlift #Pun
4:08 PM · Mar 27, 2013
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bobamereel (Chicky🐥)
@BobaMereel
Mortician deadlifting
#BadOlympicEvents
5:40 AM · Feb 20, 2014
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JB
@itsthejeffbrown
Morticians are in great shape because of all the deadlifting they do.
4:24 PM · Feb 6, 2017
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WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ
@SarcasmLiving
I tried a deadlift for the first time last week…
The mortician sternly asked me to leave the morgue.
4:16 AM · Jun 5, 2017
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Alex Fowzer
@AFowLegacy
What’s morticians favorite workout? Deadlifting! #BigAl #jokeoftheday #workouthumor
10:52 AM · Jun 14, 2021
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Momus
@RisiblePope
Why are morticians always buff?
Deadlifting
8:26 AM · Aug 4, 2021
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🦑⛧Grimbow⛧🐙
@Grimboww
how does a mortician get buff?
they deadlift
11:49 AM · Sep 6, 2021
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Sunny 🌤
@SundownSolaire
Why are morticians so strong??
Because they deadlift
4:28 PM · Mar 25, 2022
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Fantoman79
@fantoman79
What is the morticians favourite exercise to do at the gym?
The deadlift.
2:46 AM · Aug 22, 2022
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Painful Puns
@PainfulPunz
Q. What is a mortician’s favorite workout at the gym?
A. Deadlifting.
Q. What is an athletic zombie’s favorite gym exercise?
A. Un-deadlifts.
Q. Why did Satan open a gym?
A. So he could exercise his demons.
#gym #humor #StarTrek #horror
10:27 PM · Oct 14, 2022
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/voiceoverflowers April 21, 2023
What’s the mortician’s favorite workout?
DEADlift
Twitter
@radio_alergy@mastodon.social
@Radio_Alergy
What’s the mortician’s favorite workout?
Deadlift.
7:19 AM · Apr 22, 2023