“What’s the coldest vegetable?”/“Cucumbrrr.”
What’s the coldest vegetable? A cucumbrrr? Brrroccoli? A chili (chilly) pepper? Iceberg lettuce? An arctichoke?
“Broccoli is probably the coldest vegetable out there” was posted on Twitter by “A” on May 16, 2011. “What’s the coldest vegetable? Brrrrrrocolli! #BadJokeMonday #PunOfTheDay” was posted on Twitter by Sainsbury’s on January 12, 2015,
“what is the coldest vegetable? :D A CHILI PEPPER HAHAHAHHAHA” was posted on Twitter by ★The Best★ on September 17, 2011. “What’s the coldest vegetable?” (“CHILLY PEPPERS” are shown saying “BRRRR!”—ed.) was posted on Twitter by Andrew Wood on June 17, 2014.
“Cool as a cucumber” is an old idiom. “What’s the coldest vegetable? The cucumBRR” was posted on Twitter by Joe Felice on December 10, 2011. “Whats the coldest vegetable, the coolcumbrrrrrr” was posted on Twitter by Doug The 🔌 on September 3, 2017. “Aye what’s the coldest vegetable in the world?? A CUCUMBRRR” was posted on Twitter by THIS IS NOT NSFW RATED BASE on May 2, 2021. “What do you call a cold cucumber? A cucumbrrr” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 20, 2022.
“The world’s coldest vegetable is the arctichoke” was posted on Twitter by Tom Nash on February 10, 2012.
“The coldest vegetables you can eat are cucumberrrrs and iceberg lettuce” was posted on Twitter by FinndizzleMemes on June 19, 2018.
“What’s the coolest vegetable?”/“A rad-ish” is a somewhat related riddle.
Wiktionary: cool as a cucumber
Etymology
Before 1726
Adjective
cool as a cucumber (not comparable)
1. (simile) Calm and composed even in difficult or frustrating situations; self-possessed.
Wiktionary: brr
Alternative forms
brrr
Interjection
brr
1. Used to express being cold, to show shivering.
Twitter
A
@AyeAtch1
Broccoli is probably the coldest vegetable out there
9:18 PM · May 16, 2011·erased734497
Twitter
★The Best★
@xStarsxD
@u_kisseli hey eli! want to hear a joke? what is the coldest vegetable? :D A CHILI PEPPER HAHAHAHHAHA
1:36 AM · Sep 17, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Joe Felice
@JoeFelice
What’s the coldest vegetable? The cucumBRR. What’s the most parasite-infected member of the family? ToxoplasmoSIS. I should be on gum.
1:26 AM · Dec 10, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Tom Nash
@nashtom
The world’s coldest vegetable is the arctichoke #funfakefactfriday
7:30 AM · Feb 10, 2012·Hootsuite
Twitter
Andrew Wood
@Wish_You_Wood
What’s the coldest vegetable?
(“CHILLY PEPPERS” are shown saying “BRRRR!”—ed.)
11:03 AM · Jun 17, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jessica Nida
@readyjess
Replying to @HyperboleGrant
.@HerrohGrant Cucumbrrr in the winter. Cucumburr if it’s got thorns & sticks to your socks.
I’m a cucumberjack & I’m okay…
10:14 PM · Jun 26, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Sainsbury’s
@sainsburys
What’s the coldest vegetable? Brrrrrrocolli! #BadJokeMonday #PunOfTheDay
9:59 AM · Jan 12, 2015·Verint Messaging
Twitter
Eve 💙
@evie_stace
What is the coldest vegetable?????....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroccoli
10:13 AM · Jan 12, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
VK
@violak1975
What’s the coldest vegetable? Brrrrrrocolli! #BadJokeMonday #PunOfTheDay ”
@nortellini
11:29 AM · Jan 12, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
guacamole mom
@funcucumbers
What does the cucumbr say when it is cold? CucumBRRRRRRR I need a frend
2:19 PM · Mar 25, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Cucumberofficial
@qcumberofficial
Cucumber more like cucumbrrr it’s fuckin cold outside
7:23 PM · Jan 14, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Revive Wellness
@revivewellness
Keep cool with cucumBRR! Light, refreshing and rich in antioxidants: http://ow.ly/Zeg8d #YegHealth #YegFood
9:45 AM · Mar 16, 2016·Hootsuite
Twitter
Ms. Jayda
@mycolouredsky
“Look, this cucumber got a bit frozen in our fridge! I guess that makes it a cucumbrrr.” Bryan is getting sick of my puns. Hehe. #jaydapuns
10:33 PM · Dec 16, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Doug The 🔌
@DTreftz
Whats the coldest vegetable, the coolcumbrrrrrr
11:16 PM · Sep 3, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
FinndizzleMemes
@FinndizzleMemes
The coldest vegetables you can eat are cucumberrrrs and iceberg lettuce.
6:56 PM · Jun 19, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Princess Payne 👑
@RCrispen
What’s the coldest vegetable that will always cheer you up?
Cu
Cum
BRR-It’s cold in here!
10:11 PM · May 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Taeyong
@NCTs_Taeyong
Cucumbrrrr as cool as cucumbrrr
Quote Tweet
Dorm Match Tonight! 🔥
@HOGWARTSxEVENT
· Feb 7, 2020
04. What is the coldest Vegetable in the world ?
7:27 AM · Feb 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
THIS IS NOT NSFW RATED BASE
@RPWORLDFESS
Automated
Aye what’s the coldest vegetable in the world??
A CUCUMBRRR
9:55 AM · May 2, 2021·RPWORLDFESS
Twitter
akasha jade gomez
@AkashaJade
What’s the coldest vegetable!?
A cucumbrrrrrrr 🤭🤣 hahahaha please don’t delete me hahahahaha
10:23 PM · Feb 2, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/TrustyCactus79 March 20, 2022
What do you call a cold cucumber?
A cucumbrrr.