“What sport did Jesus play?”/“Lacrosse.”
The sport of lacrosse has nothing to do with Jesus and the cross, but there are jokes.
“In fact there’s only one sport Jesus doesn’t play… Lacrosse!” was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.marching.misc on December 8, 1993. “was Jesus’s favorite sport was Lacrosse? think it over…” was posted on Twitter by Travon Free on December 24, 2009. “I tend to believe that Jesus’s least favorite sport is lacrosse” was posted on Twitter by The Guy on April 22, 2011. “What was Jesus’ favorite sport? Lacrosse” was posted on Twitter by Scott Dallas on June 26, 2011. “What’s Jesus Christ’s favourite sport? Lacrosse” was posted on Twitter by Dr Jamie Bernthal-Hooker on December 9, 2012. “What is Jesus’ least favourite sport? Lacrosse” was posted on Twitter by Harry Botting on December 29, 2012.
“What sport did Jesus play? Lacrosse!” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 1, 2021.
“What exercise did Jesus do?”/“CrossFit” is a related riddle.
Wikipedia: Lacrosse
Lacrosse is a team sport played with a lacrosse stick and a lacrosse ball. It is the oldest organized sport in North America, with its origins in indigenous Canada as early as the 17th century. The game was extensively modified by colonizers, reducing the violence, to create its current collegiate and professional form.
Google Groups: rec.arts.marching.misc
Hey Scramblers!
Michael Stephen Stone
Dec 8, 1993, 10:39:14 AM
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In fact there’s only one sport Jesus doesn’t play… Lacrosse!
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Travon Free
@Travon
was Jesus’s favorite sport was Lacrosse? think it over…
3:37 PM · Dec 24, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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The Guy
@theguydf
I tend to believe that Jesus’s least favorite sport is lacrosse.
11:40 AM · Apr 22, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Scott Dallas
@ScoDal
I came up with a French joke: What was Jesus’ favorite sport? Lacrosse (Jean de Brebeuf named the sport about the yr 1636)
12:20 AM · Jun 26, 2011·twicca
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High Net Worthless
@VocabuLarry
I bet Jesus’s least favorite sport would be lacrosse.
6:26 PM · Jul 27, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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The Flesh Prince
@Spideroger
The ONLY Sport Jesus Wouldn’t Play…......................LACROSSE!!!!!
4:45 PM · May 15, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Dr Jamie Bernthal-Hooker
@jcbernthal
What’s Jesus Christ’s favourite sport? Lacrosse. #ImHereAllWeek
2:01 PM · Dec 9, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Harry Botting
@hairybottoms
What is Jesus’ least favourite sport?
Lacrosse.
9:41 PM · Dec 29, 2012·GO Launcher EX
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dynamo
@wjdynamo
What is Jesus’ least favorite sport? lacrosse HAHAHAHA
7:00 PM · Apr 26, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Hayden Rusk
@HaydenRusk
What was Jesus’s favorite sport
Lacrosse
7:40 PM · Sep 9, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Matt
@Mxtt_Attack
“If Jesus played a sport it would be lacrosse.” \
7:15 PM · Jan 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Ben Rick
@Ben_Rick_
What’s Jesus’ favourite sport?
Lacrosse.
1:27 PM · Aug 10, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Fierce Deity Link
@THALLTON
What is Jesus’ favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
7:35 PM · Nov 27, 2016·Twitter for Android
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Lost in Transition
@MystryListener
Bad Joke of the Day:
What sport does Jesus hate?
Lacrosse
#BJoftheDay
10:47 AM · Nov 1, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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Ratslap Godcage
@honkymommy
What is Jesus’ least favourite sport? Lacrosse
11:52 AM · Mar 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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coitus haver
@LordofTheGooch
If jesus played a sport it would probably be lacrosse.
9:46 PM · Apr 12, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Jordan T
@JordanT27482539
Replying to @harmonyprotocol
What’s Jesus’s favourite sports? ‘Crossfit & Lacrosse’
Why didn’t Hitler like regular taxi’s? ‘He was more of an ubermensch’
10:08 AM · Apr 16, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/MG_X November 1, 2021
What sport did Jesus play?
Lacrosse!