“What is the most well behaved drink?”/“Tea because the others are not tea.”
“Naughty” sounds like “not tea.” A riddle form of this was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 22, 2017:
Q: What is the most well behaved drink?
A: Tea because the others are not tea.
Other “not tea”/“naughty” puns had been used before this. “Why did the coffee get in trouble?”/“Because it was not tea” is a similar riddle.
Twitter
Creativi-TEA 😜
@MyNameIsTeaLove
#Random I wonder who has ever been on Santas naughty list? Not Tea! *Side Eyes*
1:09 PM - 17 Sep 2010
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Liv noodles Gilbert
@Iamtheviper
If a british person said “not tea” it would sound like “naughty” xD
3:29 PM - 13 Feb 2012
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Yung Pyramid Scheme
@BilalSpeaks
naughty = not tea. leave tea alone, fucker
2:19 AM - 10 Aug 2012
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Μεγαιρα
@amelieagd
naughty or not tea?
4:25 PM - 20 Jan 2013
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UG
@UGpk
Green tea is not tea.
Black tea is naughty.
2:26 AM - 28 Dec 2013
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day;
@day6ah
naughty time
nottea time
not tea time
👌👌👌👌
9:36 AM - 20 Nov 2016
Reddit—Jokes
What is the most well behaved drink?
submitted September 22, 2017 by arjsto
Tea because the others are not tea