“What is a vampire’s favorite candy?”/“A sucker.”
A vampire riddle is:
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
A: A sucker.
“Q. What’s a vampire’s favorite candy? A. A sucker!” was printed in The Gazette (Montreal, Quebec) on October 28, 1990.
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28 October 1990, The Gazette (Montreal, Quebec), “Jokes,” pg. D-8, col. 1:
Q. What’s a vampire’s favorite candy?
A. A sucker!
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18 April 1992, The Vidette-Messenger, “Mighty Funny’s Mini Jokes,” The Mini Page, pg. 11A, col. 3:
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
A: A sucker!
(Sent in by Justin Ryan.)
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