“What does an incoherent turkey say?”/“Garble! Garble! Garble!”

A turkey riddle is:
       
Q: What does an incoherent turkey say?
A: “Garble! Garble! Garble!”
   
The usual answer would be “gobble gobble gobble,” but the turkey is incoherent.  “What does a turkey say?  ‘garble garble’” was posted on Twitter by SMX Bravo on May 11, 2020. “What does the incomprehensible turkey say? ‘Garble garble’” was posted on Twitter by John E. Branch Jr. on July 9, 2016. “What does an incoherent turkey say? Garble garble garble” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 21, 2021.
   
       
Twitter
SMX Bravo
@smxbravo
What does a turkey say?  “garble garble”
4:06 PM · May 11, 2010·SMX:Thrive [Development]
   
Twitter
Sharon Faetsch QVC
@SharonFaetsch
What do you get when you mix a turkey and a politician? Garble, garble, garble! I just made that up! I voted, did you?
7:37 PM · Nov 2, 2010·Tweetie for Mac
 
Twitter
John E. Branch Jr.
@JEB54
What does the incomprehensible turkey say? “Garble garble.”
3:47 PM · Jul 9, 2016·TweetDeck
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/asiers November 21, 2021
What does an incoherent turkey say?
Garble garble garble
 
Twitter
Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
What does an incoherent turkey say? Garble Garble Garble. #LaughoftheDay
8:18 AM · Nov 22, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook
Vonda Maxwell Newsome
November 22, 2021 at 9:06 AM ·
(An illustration shows two turkeys talking.—ed.)
“What does an incoherent turkey say?”
“Garble! Garble! Garble!”
 
Facebook
Emma Martin
November 22, 2021 at 9:22 AM ·
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote
The pursuit, even of the best things, ought to be calm and tranquil. Cicero
 
Laugh of the Day
What does an incoherent turkey say?
Garble Garble Garble.