“What does a vegan pirate do in jail?”/“Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!”

A pirate riddle is:
   
Q: What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
A: Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

 
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003.
     
 
Karma-Lab Forums 
Pirate Jokes
kahrayzee
26-Jun-03, 04:15 PM
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What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
     
DVD Talk Forum
“International Talk Like a Pirate Day” 9/19/03 Arrr!
minifigg
9-15-03 07:52 PM          
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What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
       
The 914 Forums
Talk like a Pirate day!
GWN7
Sep 29 2004, 05:44 PM
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15
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
 
TeamTalk
Stupid Pirate Jokes
kalanic
02-28-2006, 03:31 PM
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
 
tapatalk
really stoopid/lame jokes
nivek
03 Dec 2007, 13:34 #227
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
 
Google Groups: Political Forum
Avast ye lubbers!
Rebel
9/19/08
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15
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
 
Twitter
Twigg‏
@MikhailBuer
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
12:27 PM - 14 May 2009
   
Riotjoke
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
January 18th, 2011
STARRRVE.
via Abby Johnsen
   
YouTube
What Does a Vegan Pirate Do In Jail?: Pirate Stu’s Bootyful Joke of the Day #0138
PirateStu1
Published on Jul 16, 2017
What Does a Vegan Pirate Do In Jail?
 
Twitter
Eye Of The Storm 🎭‏
@HHSEOTSP
Pirate Joke of the Day: What does a vegan pirate do in jail?............ Starrrrrve!
10:28 AM - 30 Oct 2017