“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?”/“Stolen.”
“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?”/“Nacho cheese” is a famous riddle. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?”/“Stolen” is an anti-joke of this that has been printed on several images.
“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? ‘Stolen Gouda’” was posted on Twitter by jim on March 8, 2011. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail” was posted on Twitter by abbie on April 6, 2011. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen cheese! #dontencourageher” was posted on Twitter by Alisa Rosenthal on April 8, 2011. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen” was posted on Twitter by Joel’s Fun Tweet Zone (and others) on May 6, 2011.
Twitter
jim
@jimhotep
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? ‘Stolen Gouda”.
9:20 AM · Mar 8, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
abbie
@bonjourabbie
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.
12:45 PM · Apr 6, 2011·Echofon
Twitter
Alisa Rosenthal
@alisarosenthal
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen cheese! #dontencourageher
12:23 PM · Apr 8, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
V the Great
@_medicalwaste
what do you call cheese that isn’t yours? .. STOLEN
5:31 PM · May 6, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Joel’s Fun Tweet Zone
@joeldavidgus
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen.
7:11 PM · May 6, 2011·Twitter SMS
Twitter
Daily Anti-Joke
@DailyAntiJoke
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen. You’re going to jail. #antijoke
2:11 AM · Aug 31, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/Tubahero37 December 19, 2013
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen.
Twitter
Anti-Joke Cat
@AntiJokeCat
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. You’re under arrest.
6:15 PM · Jun 20, 2014·Hootsuite
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/awwolf August 1, 2014
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. You’re under arrest.
Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/bobojoker4 October 4, 2014
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen property
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/trimbler25 July 25, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Cheese that doesn’t belong to you, which has most likely been stolen.
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/Wack_Man_ April 14, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/WattoNUFC April 27, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. Return it immediately or you will be reported.
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/StAnger99 August 23, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. You’re a criminal.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/DallasDomino0806 December 18, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours
Stolen
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Paper-Cup November 28, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/Singular-Mouth March 4, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. You gotta give that cheese back to its rightful owner.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Awkward-Ad6455 November 18, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen.