“What do vegans and vampires have in common?”/“They both hate stakes.”
“Stakes… only Vampires and vegetarians can’t stand them”—“stakes is a pun on “steaks”—was posted on Twitter on April 17, 2012.
“What do vampires and vegetarians both have in common? They both hate steaks!” was posted on Twitter on September 17, 2012. “What do vegans and vampires have in common? They both hate stakes” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on May 12, 2018.
Twitter
Ali Sinfield
@MiniGPD
Stakes… only Vampires and vegetarians can’t stand them.
8:09 AM - 17 Apr 2012
Twitter
Barkface
@bodieknowsbest
What do vampires and vegetarians both have in common? They both hate steaks!
9:15 PM - 17 Sep 2012
Twitter
mimi hong
@mimignoh
“what do vegans and vampires have in common? they both can’t eat garlic bread”
10:24 PM - 1 Jul 2014
Twitter
Gordon
@gordonpreynolds
What do vampires and vegans have in common?
You can kill them both with a steak!
7:19 PM - 27 Jan 2018
Reddit—Dad Jokes
What do vegans and vampires have in common? (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 12, 2018 by twowsuperfan
They both hate stakes
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
What do vegans and vampires have in common? They both hate stakes
4:16 AM - 12 May 2018