“What do turkeys have to be thankful for on Thanksgiving?”/“Vegetarians.”
A Thanksgiving riddle is:
Q: What do turkeys have to be thankful for on Thanksgiving?
A: Vegetarians.
A: Vegans.
“What’s a turkey have to be thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians” was posted on the newsgroup alt.teens on November 20, 2000. “what do turkeys have to be thankful for on thanksgiving? vegetarians?” was posted on Twitter by Francesca R Scalici on November 25, 2010. “What is a turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? ..... Vegetarians” was posted on Twitter by Naomi A. Sachs, PhD on November 21, 2011.
“What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegans and vegetarians!” was posted on Twitter by Leslie Ashburn on November 21, 2011. “I know what turkeys are thankful for on Thanksgiving: Vegetarians, pescetarians, and vegans” was posted on Twitter by chefnikiconnor on November 22, 2012. “What are turkeys thankful for on thanksgiving? Vegans” was posted on Twitter by Ayshea on November 26, 2011.
Google Groups: alt.teens
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merrym8299
Nov 20, 2000, 3:00:00 AM
1. How does a flower ride a bicycle? By using its petals.
2. What’s black, white, angry, and lives in the desert? A lost penguin.
3. What’s a turkey have to be thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
Twitter
Francesca R Scalici
@menonannamuffin
what do turkeys have to be thankful for on thanksgiving? vegetarians?
10:57 AM · Nov 25, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Lil Cynical
@Dsch4tz
I wonder what turkeys are thankful for on thanksgiving… Vegetarians! #Duh
10:20 PM · Nov 16, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Naomi A. Sachs, PhD
@healinggarden
What is a turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? ..... Vegetarians.
6:46 PM · Nov 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Leslie Ashburn
@macrohawaii
What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegans and vegetarians!
11:27 PM · Nov 21, 2011·TweetDeck
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chefnikiconnor
@chefnikiconnor
I know what turkeys are thankful for on Thanksgiving: Vegetarians, pescetarians, and vegans.
9:27 AM · Nov 22, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Michael Stasack
@Mstasack
Q what are turkey’s thankful for on thanksgiving. Ans. Vegetarians
11:49 AM · Nov 27, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Jaemon Targaryen
@JayBanks22
#JerrysJokeOfTheDay “What’s a turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?”
Vegetarians
10:02 AM · Nov 21, 2016 from Grapevine, TX·Twitter for iPhone
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Justin Bowman
@jbowman01
What was the turkey thankful for on thanksgiving… vegetarians
11:35 AM · Nov 23, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Punny Peeps
@punnypeeps1
Another pre-Thanksgiving joke from the Punny Peeps…
PEEP 1: What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
PEEP 2: Vegetarians!!🤣😂🤣
#HappyThanksgiving #vegan #vegetarian #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2020 #kidsbooks #read #jokes #fun
@punnypeeps1 #foodie #TurkeyDay #laugh
8:21 AM · Nov 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Ayshea
@Ayshea269
What are turkeys thankful for on thanksgiving? Vegans.
2:16 AM · Nov 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Greg Bruhl
@GregBruhl3
What Turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
VEGANS!!
8:57 PM · Nov 28, 2021·Twitter Web App
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BeautifulSkinYourIn
@BeautySkinYourN
🤪 JOKE OF THE DAY:
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
#Vegetarians! 😆
A GREAT WAY TO START YOUR DAY at:
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#VIDEOS #humor #funny #jokes #laughter #laughing #lifestyle #style #smile #JokeOfTheDay
@Doobie222 #joke #vegan #memes #comedy
1:00 AM · May 20, 2022·Twitter for Advertisers
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Chuck Stygian
@ChuckStygian
What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegans. Yup.
😋😌🙃😜😉
3:04 PM · Nov 15, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Steve Conaway
@steveconaway1
A few Thanksgiving jokes to make the family groan tomorrow.
What are Turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegans
If Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be known for? Their age
What does a clock do when it’s still hungry? It goes back four seconds
10:18 AM · Nov 23, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Jim Bennie, MD
@JimBennieMD
Replying to @PlantDietitian and @Pro_Def_Veg
You look Marvelous!!
Have you heard this one before?
What do Turkey’s 🦃and Ham’s 🐖 have to be thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegan’s!!!
Happy T-Day to you and your family.
5:50 PM · Nov 23, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Laurel Harris
@laurelharrisact
Q: What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving?
A: Vegans.
Q: What’s blue and covered in feathers?
A: A turkey holding its breath.
Q: What do you call a turkey’s evil twin?
A: A Gobblegänger.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!! 😃
8:31 PM · Nov 23, 2022·Twitter Web App