A snowman often has a carrot for a nose. A riddle is:
Q: What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
A: “Get out of my face.”
The riddle was posted on Twitter on October 13, 2014.
Twitter
Dave McKenna
@_MKNA_
@GoldTVChannel Q. What did the Snowman say to the aggressive Carrot? A. Get out of my face. #GoldCrackers
1:35 PM - 13 Oct 2014
15 December 2014, Express (London, UK), “Top 10 best - or worst - Christmas cracker jokes revealed” by Levi Winchester:
4. What did the Snowman say to the aggressive carrot? ‘Get out of my face.’
Mirror (London, UK)
Christmas cracker jokes: Take That joke tops poll of best new quips
As well as a joke about Jason Orange quitting Take That, the list features witticisms about UKIP, U2’s free album giveaway and bitey Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez
By Sherna Noah
00:53, 16 DEC 2014
(...)
4. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face”.
Twitter
Chris Cowley
@ChrisCowley4
A grim day today. So To lighten things up…
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face
#top10crackerjokes
4:40 PM - 15 Dec 2014
Twitter
Gi Jobs Scarborough
@GiJobsScarboro
Christmas Joke - What did the Snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
- ‘Get out of my face.’ #
2:07 AM - 16 Dec 2014
Google Books
Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!
By Dominic Wood and Richard McCourt
London, UK” Macmillan Children’s Books
2015
Pg. ?:
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? ‘Get out of my face!’
Twitter
Think Space Thorold
@TnkSpc_Thorold
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? Get out of my face.
#ThinkSpace #Niagara #LocalNiagara
8:18 AM - 22 Dec 2016
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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