A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 02, 2017
“Want to hear a joke about pizza?…Never mind, it’s too cheesy”

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy” is a “cheesy” pizza joke that has been printed on many images. “Making pizza. I was going to tweet a funny joke or pun about it, but I decided that would be too cheesy” was posted on Twitter on September 3, 2009.

“Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah, its too CHEESY!” was posted on Twitter on December 28, 2009. “‘Wanna hear a pizza joke?’ ‘yes C:’ ‘...naaaah nevermind..it’s too cheesy smile’” was posted on Twitter on April 20, 2010.


Twitter
Ryan Selvy‏
@RyanSelvy
Making pizza. I was going to tweet a funny joke or pun about it, but I decided that would be too cheesy.
5:49 PM - 3 Sep 2009

Twitter
Jose Medina‏
@deadashistory
I was gonna tell you a joke about pizza but it was too cheesy http://tumblr.com/xfe4bcabb
11:31 AM - 28 Nov 2009

Twitter
deni‏
@cnsltngmexican
@imtaylorlautner Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah, its too CHEESY! smile
1:49 PM - 28 Dec 2009

Twitter
Justin Paul‏
@DIYOStain
“i have a pizza joke but I think it might be too cheesy” -_-’
10:53 PM - 6 Apr 2010

Twitter
D. Ann ❤️‏
@OGPepperAnn
“Wanna hear a pizza joke?” “yes C:” “...naaaah nevermind..it’s too cheesy smile
10:40 AM - 20 Apr 2010

Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

17 August 2014, Sunday Telegraph (Surry Hills, New South Wales), “Laugh till your face hurts,” pg. 73:
Q: Want to hear a joke about pizza?
A: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

CollegeHumor
The 15 Cheesiest Pizza Box Jokes
October 29, 2014
(...)
6. Wanna hear a good pizza joke?
Nevermind it’s too cheesy.

My Town Tutors
Pizza Jokes: Pizza Jokes for Kids
Posted on April 6, 2017 by mmolloy
(...)
2. Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Reddit—Jokes
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
submitted September 3, 2017 by sthatvea
Nevermind it’s too cheesy!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, September 02, 2017 • Permalink