“Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence”
“Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence” is an anti-vaccination saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that when people get vaccinated, the resulting illnesses are just “coincidences” and are not related to the vaccine—or so the vaccine companies will say. “Coincidence” is used as sarcasm (that is, vaccine injuries are not merely coincidental).
“Doctors are now allowed to give the shot to kids as young as 9. There is talk of moving the shot up to the routine childhood immunization schedule. What will they say then when sudden infant deaths spike at that point? Coincidence…. again? After all, vaccines do appear to be the leading cause of coincidence in this country. I am sure they will figure out some new way to convince you there is no link” was posted on the blog Jane Know It All on July 25, 2014. “#Vaccines The leading cause of #coincidence in the USA. Don’t be so fucking naive. #murrica” was posted on Twitter by Jenny Webster@JaneKnowIt_All on August 8, 2014.
“Coincideath” (coincidence + death) is a related term.
Jane Know It All
HPV VACCINE = STERILITY?
25 JULY 2014 AUTISMWARS
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You have to be smart enough to not fall for this bullshit. Doctors are now allowed to give the shot to kids as young as 9. There is talk of moving the shot up to the routine childhood immunization schedule. What will they say then when sudden infant deaths spike at that point? Coincidence…. again? After all, vaccines do appear to be the leading cause of coincidence in this country. I am sure they will figure out some new way to convince you there is no link.
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Jenny Webster
@JaneKnowIt_All
#Vaccines The leading cause of #coincidence in the USA. Don’t be so fucking naive. #murrica
11:44 AM · Aug 8, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Jane Know It All
OH, JAPAN! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!
1 SEPTEMBER 2014 AUTISMWARS
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Oh and, we have more babies die in the first 24 hours than any other industrialized nation. Couldn’t possibly be the flu shots full of mercury that mom got while pregnant and the Hep B on the first day of little Johnny’s life. Nah. I am sure that is a coincidence. It’s ALL a coincidence.
After all… say it with me now, “Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence in this country!”
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Sandy Gottstein @#ProtectEssentialWorkers
@SaveRDemocrazy
#CDCwhistleblower “… say it with me now, ‘Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence in this country!’” http://janeknowitall1.wordpress.com/2014/09/01/oh-japan-what-are-you-thinking/
3:23 PM · Sep 2, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Fenvir
@fenvirofficial
”@FucoidanForce: “@BeckyCT: VACCINES ARE THE LEADING CAUSE OF COINCIDENCE ALL OVER THE WORLD! #hearthiswell #CDCwhistleblower”“
4:03 PM · Oct 6, 2014·Twitter for Android
Google Books
Title Composition Notebook: Vaccines Leading Cause of Coincidence Antivax Journal/Notebook Blank Lined Ruled 6x9 100 Pages
Author Mirko Riedl
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - KDP Print US, 2019
ISBN 167216785X, 9781672167857
Length 102 pages
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Dr. Rick Kirschner
@DrKND
It is no coincidence that vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence.
8:59 PM · Jun 23, 2019·Twitter Web App
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FLAutismMom
@FLAutismMom
10 yrs ago! “
@Merck
& #CDC says it’s unclear whether the deaths were related to the #vaccine & that just because patients died after the shots doesn’t mean the shots were necessarily to blame #Vaccines leading cause of coincidence. #gardasil #HPVvaccine
Gardasil Researcher Speaks Out
“Public Should Receive More Complete Warnings”
cbsnews.com
11:13 AM · Sep 19, 2019·Twitter for iPad
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Lorrie Papach
@Diamondzs4
Vaccines - The leading cause of “coincidence” world-wide.
America has the HIGHEST infant mortality rate in the developed world and also gives the MOST vaccines.
Woman shruggingCoincidence.
The 2 states with no vaccine… https://facebook.com/1354541566/posts/10215852163321053/
3:20 PM · Dec 12, 2019·Facebook
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Ben Shell
@benshell
Replying to @cbleguy\ and @RealCandaceO
The flu vaccine is the leading cause of coincidence. So many get sick immediately afterwards, because “the vaccine didn’t have time to kick in”.
11:06 AM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone