“Threw some butter at my coworkers today. They said I should try Anchor management”

“Anger management” is sometimes punned as “anchor management.” Anchor is also a brand of butter in New Zealand.
 
“I always freak out when I spread a certain butter. I need Anchor management! #pun” was posted on Twitter by Daniel Edison on April 4, 2013. “Threw some butter at my coworkers today. They said I should try Anchor management” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 8, 2019.
 
“The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn’t have good anchor management” is a different “anchor management” joke..
   
   
Wikipedia: Anchor (brand)
Anchor is a brand of dairy products that was founded in New Zealand in 1886, and is one of the key brands owned by the New Zealand based international exporter Fonterra Co-operative Group. In Malaysia, Singapore and Taiwan, Fonterra uses the Fernleaf brand instead of Anchor.
     
Twitter
Daniel Edison
@DanEdisonComedy
I always freak out when I spread a certain butter. I need Anchor management! #pun
1:33 PM - 4 Apr 2013
   
Twitter
Matt Desai
@MatthewDesai
just got really annoyed when i couldn’t get the lid off the butter, think i might have to attend some anchor management
3:53 PM - 7 Dec 2013
   
Twitter
Ian Hall
@Ian64
When angry, I’d chuck butter all over the place. It’s true to say I had Anchor management issues.
3:09 AM - 10 Jul 2014
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi July 8, 2019
Threw some butter at my coworkers today.
They said I should try Anchor management.