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Entry from February 24, 2017
“The only stock options I have are chicken and beef”

"The only stock options I have are chicken and beef” is a jocular one-line saying. “Just padded my stock options. Now I got both chicken and beef stocks” was posted on Twitter on November 24, 2009. “Weighing up my stock options. Chicken or vegetable?” was posted on Twitter on June 16, 2011.

“The only stock options I have are chicken and beef” was posted on Twitter on December 5, 2013.


Twitter
Clark Lee
‏@clarklee
Just padded my stock options. Now I got both chicken and beef stocks
7:39 PM - 24 Nov 2009

Twitter
Clifford Anger
‏@CliffAnger
Weighing up my stock options. Chicken or vegetable?
9:36 AM - 16 Jun 2011

Twitter
Marisca Harris
‏@Eskakkie
The only stock options I understand are beef, chicken and vegetable.
10:46 AM - 30 Aug 2011

Twitter
Walter Forsyth
‏@walterforsyth
The only stock option I have is the choice between chicken or vegetable in my soup.
9:08 PM - 21 Aug 2012

Twitter
random ramblr
‏@RandomRamblr
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
4:42 PM - 5 Dec 2013

Twitter
Princess™
‏@a_top_bird
the only stock options i have are chicken or beef grin
3:10 PM - 28 Dec 2013

Twitter
Ryan Figlioli
‏@figlioli34
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
8:42 AM - 18 Feb 2014 from Canton

Funny Status
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
May 26, 2014 Work Status Updates
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.

Twitter
Laugh Photobooth
‏@laughphotobooth
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
7:00 AM - 7 Sep 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Friday, February 24, 2017 • Permalink