“The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian”

“The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian” is a jocular saying about a “sugar daddy” that has been printed on many images. “What’s the gender-neutral version of sugar-daddy/sugar-momma? Sugar-guardian?” was posted on Twitter on February 11, 2015.
 
“Gender neutral term for sugar daddy? Glucose Gardian” was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2016.
 
“The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is fructose financer” is a related saying.
 
   
Twitter
eden phoenix‏
@alienratbaby
we need more gender-neutral options.  what about sugar daddy or sugar mama?  am i supposed to say sugar parent??
7:44 PM - 15 May 2013
     
Twitter 
wakeen fenix‏
@Coolguyreiner
“I don’t need a sugar daddy because I want it to be gender neutral. I need me a sugar person.”
10:34 PM - 17 Dec 2014
 
Twitter
#patcon‏
@patconnolly
What’s the gender-neutral version of sugar-daddy/sugar-momma? Sugar-guardian?
4:18 PM - 11 Feb 2015
 
Twitter
Marilyn Millennial‏
@SFtheWolf
What’s the gender neutral for sugar daddy? Sugar parent??
5:05 PM - 17 Jan 2016
 
Twitter
#1 shinsou stan‏
@plumtwat
you: sugar daddy
me, an intellectual: glucose guardian
12:57 AM - 17 Oct 2016
     
Twitter
Chef Roy Hard Lee‏
@shwompthang
Gender neutral term for sugar daddy? Glucose Gardian
9:56 PM - 17 Oct 2016
 
Twitter
turkeri‏
@KeriGergich
today i learned that the gender neutral form of sugar daddy is glucose guardian
2:19 AM - 18 Oct 2016
 
Twitter
Chuck “Ben” Levy‏
@BenLevy01
Sugar daddy more like glucose guardian
1:22 AM - 20 Oct 2016
   
Twitter
Miguel‏
@LilmiggsMiguel
“What is the gender neutral term for sugar daddy?”
“Glucose guardian”
2:06 AM - 21 Oct 2016
 
Twitter       
Old Face Magenta‏
@LocalEmoMom
the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian
10:19 AM - 21 Oct 2016
 
Twitter
memes 🦃‏
@memeprovider
the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian
8:51 PM - 21 Oct 2016
 
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
The gender neutral term for ‘sugar daddy’ is ‘glucose guardian.’
submitted October 22, 2016 by johnjr121
 
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian
submitted October 24, 2016 by thegirlinpajamas
   
Urban Dictionary
glucose guardian
Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors
Steve: damn I’m so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian
Dave: man what?
Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don’t care I just need money
#sugar daddy#sugar momma#sugar baby
by Youngmagi December 01, 2016
   
BuzzFeed
19 Tweets About “Daddy” That’ll Make You Laugh And Then Cringe
Choke me, daddy.
Posted on March 10, 2017, at 9:10 a.m.
Ben Henry
BuzzFeed Staff
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Kermit @ltsKermit
the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian
8:30 PM - Dec 23, 2016
 
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
The Gender Neutral Version of “Sugar Daddy” is “Glucose Guardian”
submitted March 18, 2017 by danetrain05
 
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
The gender neutral form of sugar daddy is glucose guardian
submitted March 21, 2017 by CatsAreJoe
 
Reddit—Oneliners
The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian
submitted November 4, 2017 by LiveFastDieSlow