“The coronavirus? I’m not shaking hands because people are out of toilet paper”

The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many people not shaking hands; the coronavirus also resulted in toilet paper shortages. A joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 8, 2020:
 
“Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.”
   
The joke has been printed on many images.
 
     
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak is an ongoing global outbreak of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by the SARS coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The disease was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China on 1 December 2019, spreading to every province-level administrative division of the country by 29 January 2020. On 30 January, the World Health Organization declared the outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern following an increase in the number of cases outside China.
 
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Granite Belt Web And Software Solutions
@granitebeltweb
I am defo not shaking hands with people now we’ve run out of toilet paper. #toiletpapergate
1:04 AM · Mar 4, 2020·Twitter Web App
         
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PhilMcK#BDS#Dictatorship#GTTO#DemocraticSocialism
@philmckinnon2
Replying to @adamclarkitv
If people run out of toilet paper and don’t wash their hands, they’ll unexpectedly spread disease.
To stay safe, always confirm if someone has plenty toilet paper before shaking hands.
7:30 PM · Mar 7, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Vole182 March 8, 2020
Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the Coronavirus.
I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
 
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Thought_Criminal_Society
@Fr33Th1nk3r1776
Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the #coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
8:47 PM · Mar 8, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
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Reds Bergamo
@DiabeticJew
Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper
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11:53 PM · Mar 8, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
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D-Cizzle Crown
@dcizzle702
Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
11:55 PM · Mar 8, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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The Stake Clerk
@TheStakeClerk
People are not shaking hands due to fear of the coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because people are out of toilet paper.
8:46 PM · Mar 9, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Finn
@thefinninator
Some people are not shaking hands because of Coronavirus… fair, but I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
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6:24 PM · Mar 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Prince Charles
@Charles_HRH
“Some people have stopped shaking hands from fear of contracting the deadly disease. One isn’t shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper”. #coronavirus #covid_19uk
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4:21 PM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter Web App