“Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz”
There is “smooth jazz,” but no “chunky jazz.” Jazz is not like smooth and chunky peanut butter, but there are jokes.
“The last stuff of his I heard was almost like ‘smooth’ jazz, but like you say, more soulful (‘chunky’ jazz, perhaps?)” was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.trumpet on June 4, 1999. “Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz” was posted on Twitter by roofus on November 14, 2009. “Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz” was posted on Twitter by Kissy Monster on November 26, 2019. “Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz” was posted on Twitter by SbF on December 10, 2019.
“Smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz” is a related saying.
Wikipedia: Smooth jazz
Smooth jazz is a genre of commercially oriented crossover jazz that became dominant in the 1980s and early 1990s.
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Howard Peirce
Jun 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM
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Pharez is another classmate of mine from my school days. I believe he’s based out of Columbus, OH, these days, but was recording for MoJazz in Detroit at one time. The last stuff of his I heard was almost like “smooth” jazz, but like you say, more soulful (“chunky” jazz, perhaps?).
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Eric Nelson
@enelsonfla
working w ty, listening to smooth jazz. what ever happened to chunky jazz? trying to make my life interesting enough for a twitter post
11:17 AM · Aug 31, 2009
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🌱chuck b.
@back40feet
RT @DieLaughing I’m listening to Chunky Jazz. You would not believe how many hipsters prefer Smooth Jazz. Whatever, lame hipsters. Whatever.
5:14 PM · May 5, 2010
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RT: @adamisacson: Smooth peanut butter is truly the “smooth jazz” of peanut butters. “Chunky jazz” is where the analogy sort of breaks down.
8:54 PM · Jun 13, 2010
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joshua schachter
@joshu
Replying to @substitute
@substitute What’s the opposite of smooth jazz? chunky jazz?
2:19 PM · Jan 6, 2011
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nina
@NINAPPROPRlATE
smooth jazz creamy jazz and chunky jazz
1:54 AM · Jan 8, 2018
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roofus
@rfs2nd
Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz
5:10 PM · Nov 14, 2019
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Kissy Monster
@KissyMonster1
Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz.
12:54 PM · Nov 26, 2019
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SbF
@mitchell__jay
Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz
1:15 PM · Dec 10, 2019
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ezra williams
@Smooth_boiiiiii
Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz. Wake up libtards
11:17 AM · Jul 13, 2020
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Bier van der Koelkast
@hella_swears
the existence of smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz.
11:53 AM · Aug 22, 2020
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Liam
@LostSockTV
The existence of smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz
12:40 AM · Jan 23, 2021
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Sonikkustar
@Sonikkustar_
Smooth Jazz implies the existence of Rough or Chunky Jazz.
9:44 PM · Mar 11, 2021
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Sam 🐸
@Sam_Beausy
Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz.
9:17 AM · Jan 17, 2022
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ADAM GORHAM
@AdamTGorham
The existence of smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz
5:49 PM · Apr 30, 2022
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Wubwah (archive)
@wubbedwah
Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz
12:05 PM · Jul 26, 2022
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onlynormalperson
@onlynrmalpersn
Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz.
8:07 PM · Aug 11, 2022
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Credenza Davenport
@CredenzaDav
Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz
7:52 AM · Oct 6, 2022
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Cap’n Prio
@PrioHuq
Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz
5:24 PM · Jan 1, 2023