Quaranchild (quarantine + child)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many quarantines. There is no “teen” in the word “quarantine,” but some have used “quaranadult” (quarantine + adult). A “quaranadult” is an adult under quarantine, or a quarantine for an extended period of time.
“My doctor told me to stay home under quarantine, but I said Doctor, id rather stay home under QuaranAdult!” was posted on Twitter by FabDavBolous on March 4, 2020. “Although it is a quarantine, you must still behave like a quaranadult” was posted on Twitter by Stefan on March 13, 2020. “This Quarantine is getting old. So old in fact, that is it starting to become a Quaranadult” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 3, 2020.
“Quaranchild” and “Quaranchildren” are similar terms. “At first, I thought I wanted a quarantine baé. But nope. Not about to get my insides dug out for the next month just to end up with a quaranchild” was posted on Twitter by Sorted to House Dereon - Stripper Peacock on March 16, 2020. “quarantine quaranadult quaranchild” was posted on Twitter by aoko aozaki on March 18, 2020. “A Quarantine implies the existence of a Quaranchild and a Quaranadult” was posted on Twitter by Mini Modu on March 18, 2020. “The existence of quarantines implies the existence of quaranchildren, quaranadults and quaranelders” was posted on Twitter by The Person Under The Stairs on March 19, 2020.
Similar “quarantine” portmanteau words include “quaranteen” (quarantine + teen), “quaranteenager” (quarantine + teenager) and “quarantween” (quarantine + teen).
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
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FabDavBolous
@KammanderKhan
*gets on at the open mic at Yuk Yuks in Oshawa*
“My doctor told me to stay home under quarantine, but I said Doctor, id rather stay home under QuaranAdult! Don’t like that one? Just like how I didnt like my test result! Is it hot in here or do I have the coronavirus!?” *coughs*
8:38 AM · Mar 4, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Stefan
@Zin5ki
Although it is a quarantine, you must still behave like a quaranadult.
9:42 PM · Mar 13, 2020·TweetDeck
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Lazz
@LazzVEVO
If you’re 20 or older and staying at home then you’re a quaranadult
@dweebika
9:39 PM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Sorted to House Dereon - Stripper Peacock
@ladyblovebytes
At first, I thought I wanted a quarantine baé. But nope. Not about to get my insides dug out for the next month just to end up with a quaranchild and a nigga I can’t stand when his clothes are on.
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1:15 PM · Mar 16, 2020·Twitter for Android
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uncle good vibes
@UncleGoodVibes
just give it some time, guys. every quarantine grows up to become a quaranadult.
5:21 PM · Mar 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Stuart Hicar
@StuartHicar
Everybody talking about this Quarantine, but if it’s such a big deal then I think we can call it a QuaranAdult.
7:00 PM · Mar 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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aoko aozaki
@suu_too
quarantine
quaranadult
quaranchild
7:30 AM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Mini Modu
@MinModulation
a Quarantine implies the existence of a Quaranchild and a Quaranadult
10:56 PM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter Web App
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The Person Under The Stairs
@HolyShitCerise
Nobody:
Me: The existence of quarantines implies the existence of quaranchildren, quaranadults and quaranelders. Further…
2:53 PM · Mar 19, 2020·Twitter for Android
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johnny tsunami🏄🏽
@J_Guerrero_LA
How much longer before this quarantine becomes a quaranadult?
6:07 PM · Mar 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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BlueStreak
@BlueStreak_98
I’m not a quaranTEEN
I’m a quaranADULT
1:51 AM · Mar 21, 2020·Twitter Web App
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𝚋𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕
@Mocha_Jesus
Hopefully this quarantine turns into a quaranadult and moves the hell out this house!
#covid19 #coronavirus
10:30 AM · Mar 21, 2020·Twitter for Android
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FOMO₿Y
@FOMOBYDICK
Maybe we need a plan for everybody and not just teens. I understand quaranteens have worked in the past but we need to Quaranelderly, Quaranadult and quaranchildren. When you single out one age group like that of course they are going to feel alienated and want to rebel.
8:16 AM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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the bee’s knees
@TylerPalma13
If y’all don’t stop going out this quarantine is going to turn into a full-fledged quaranadult
11:08 PM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Casey Neistat
@Casey
‘You’re no longer a quaranteen. You’re now a quaranadult.’—- a birthday joke from
@jakerawr
6:07 PM · Mar 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Adam Pino: Working From Home
@pinotorious
I am just dreading when this quarantine becomes a quaranadult.
3:50 PM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter Web Client
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joshua edwards
@_JOSHEDWARDS_
As it is called Quarantine we are to assume that the Quaranadult is on its way very very soon.
6:47 PM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BlizzardRecruiter April 3, 2020
This Quarantine is getting old
So old in fact, that is it starting to become a Quaranadult
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HZJ.
@realHZJ
This quarantine starting to turn into a quaranadult
4:55 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone