Primenesia (Amazon Prime + amnesia)
“Primenesia” (Amazon Prime + amnesia) relates to ordering online from Amazon Prime. When the package arrives at the doorstep a day or two later, the customer often has amnesia and forgets what was ordered. The word “Primenesia” has been printed on several images.
“your suffering from Primenesia” was posted on Twitter by Arlie on September 28, 2012. “I think the term for this is ‘Primenesia.’ @amazon” was posted on Twitter by @fluffy on January 4, 2013. “A possible result of Primenesia. We recommend a day of 🍿 and Amazon Video 😉 ^WM” was posted on Twitter by Amazon Help on July 11, 2017. “Primenesia Noun/Prime-ne-sia. When you order so much Amazon Prime that you do not know what is in the box when you receive it at your front door” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on February 22, 2018.
“PRIMENESIA NOUN / PRIME-NE-SIA 1:WHEN YOU ORDER SO MUCH AMAZON PRIME THAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S IN THE BOX” (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by $Goddess Stoner (and others) on February 26, 2018.
“Amazonesia” (Amazon + amnesia) is a related term.
Wikipedia: Amazon Prime
Amazon Prime is a paid subscription service from Amazon which is available in various countries and gives users access to additional services otherwise unavailable or available at a premium to other Amazon customers. Services include same, one- or two-day delivery of goods and streaming music, video, e-books, gaming and grocery shopping services. In April 2021, Amazon reported that Prime had more than 200 million subscribers worldwide.
Twitter
Arlie
@arliehartman
Replying to @Veronica
@Veronica your suffering from Primenesia
2:20 PM · Sep 28, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
@fluffy@plush.city
@fluffy
I think the term for this is “Primenesia.” @amazon
6:32 PM · Jan 4, 2013·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Amazon Help
@AmazonHelp
Replying to @ProfRippy
A possible result of Primenesia. We recommend a day of 🍿 and Amazon Video 😉 ^WM
7:23 PM · Jul 11, 2017·Sprinklr
Twitter
SuperJane 이재인 🌿
@SuperSuperJane
Interesting perspective on how Amazon may disrupt healthcare. Curious how this will effect specialty pharmacy costs and experience for the most mature populations. #primenesia #alexa #echo
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Christina Farr
@chrissyfarr
· Oct 4, 2017
Lots to digest here https://linkedin.com/pulse/how-can-amazon-disrupt-healthcare-lloyd-price
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10:14 AM · Oct 5, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Urban Dictionary
Primenesia
Noun/Prime-ne-sia.
When you order so much Amazon Prime that you do not know what is in the box when you receive it at your front door.
I saw an Amazon package at my door and realized that I had a sudden case of Primenesia.
by ACalifornia February 22, 2018
Twitter
Nicolle N- Royal Escapes Fairy Tale Concierge
@NicolleFTC
#Primenesia I promise you!!! It’s a thing! #Amazonmom #MamaSaidWhat #WhatsInTHATBox? #Amazon #Amazonprime https://fb.me/SMOPwhMq
10:42 AM · Feb 26, 2018·Facebook
Twitter
$Goddess Stoner
@_goddessstoner
Who else has primenesia
#findom #loserfuned #gifts
ebonydompromos and 2 others
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
PRIMENESIA
NOUN / PRIME-NE-SIA
1:WHEN YOU ORDER SO MUCH
AMAZON PRIME THAT YOU DON’T
KNOW WHAT’S IN THE BOX.
1:39 PM · Feb 26, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/[deleted] February 26, 2018
Prime-nesia
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
PRIMENESIA
NOUN / PRIME-NE-SIA
1:WHEN YOU ORDER SO MUCH
AMAZON PRIME THAT YOU DON’T
KNOW WHAT’S IN THE BOX.
Urban Dictionary
primenesia
Amnesia caused from over-ordering from Amazon. Forgetfulness regarding what one ordered from Amazon.
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by Nutzen YerMouf February 27, 2018
Twitter
Marty M. Fahncke
@FawnKey
PRIMENESIA: When you order so much from Amazon Prime that you don’t know what’s in the box.
Anyone besides me suffer from this?!?
#AmazonPrime #AmazonEffect
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
PRIMENESIA
NOUN / PRIME-NE-SIA
1:WHEN YOU ORDER SO MUCH
AMAZON PRIME THAT YOU DON’T
KNOW WHAT’S IN THE BOX.
11:39 AM · Feb 28, 2018·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Anticonsumption
Posted by u/ultramelia December 21, 2019
Primenesia (Found on Facebook of course)
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
PRIMENESIA
NOUN / PRIME-NE-SIA
1:WHEN YOU ORDER SO MUCH
AMAZON PRIME THAT YOU DON’T
KNOW WHAT’S IN THE BOX.
Digital Mom Blog
Amazon Memes – 20+ Funny Images Prime Members Can Relate To
July 5, 2022
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Anyone ever had a case of Primenesia? You know the condition when you order so much from Amazon that you don’t even know what in the boxes on your porch. This amazon shopping meme is applicable.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
PRIMENESIA
when you order so
much still on amazon
prime that you don’t
even know what’s in
the box on your porch
Twitter
Amazon
@amazon
Replying to @superrkristy
We’ve been told that’s called “primenesia”, but we wouldn’t know first hand or anything… 👀📦😬🤣
2:27 PM · Sep 1, 2022·Sprinklr