“Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don’t care. Just baguette”

“Baguette” sounds a bit like “bag it.” A pun is:
 
“Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don’t care. Just baguette.”
 
“Also french? here is a joke: French stores ask if you want your things in a paper or plastic baguette” was posted on Twitter on March 18, 2011. “Paper or plastic? Yeah, just baguette” was posted on Twitter on April 30, 2012.
     
Other “paper or plastic?” jokes include “A cashier asked me if I wanted paper or plastic. I said, ‘Just put the money in a bag!!‘” and “Paper or plastic?”/“Either. I’m bisacktual.”
   
     
Wikipedia: Baguette   
A baguette (English: /bæˈɡɛt/; French pronunciation: ​[baˈɡɛt]) is a long, thin loaf of French bread[2] that is commonly made from basic lean dough (the dough, though not the shape, is defined by French law). It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.
 
A baguette has a diameter of about 5 or 6 centimetres (2 or 2⅓ in) and a usual length of about 65 centimetres (26 in), although a baguette can be up to a metre (39 in) long.
   
Twitter
Rob Mulligan‏
@MobRulligan
@restaurants_77 is my 200th follower. Also french? here is a joke: French stores ask if you want your things in a paper or plastic baguette.
9:37 AM - 18 Mar 2011
 
Twitter
Audrey Walker‏
@OtteryWalker
Paper or plastic? Yeah, just baguette. @hananahsplit http://instagr.am/p/KDTLOhw_lk/
12:06 PM - 30 Apr 2012
 
Twitter
clarissa‏
@letsletthisdie
paper or plastic, i don’t really care as long as you baguette #BreadPuns
8:55 PM - 19 Jun 2012
 
Twitter
Brossentia‏
@Brossentia
The cashier asked the French guy paper or plastic. The French guy said, “I do not care. Just baguette.”
1:15 AM - 28 Jun 2013
 
Twitter
Thrillist‏
@Thrillist
Yesterday I bought some bread. The grocery store cashier asked me if I wanted paper or plastic. “I don’t care,” I said. “Just baguette.”
4:00 PM - 20 Dec 2016
 
Reddit—Jokes
A guy walks into a bakery
submitted July 7, 2017 by butterball223
He buys bread, and the baker asks if he’d like his bread bagged in paper or plastic. The guy replies, “Baguette however you want”.