“Our 3-year-old said she wanted a spirit guest. 3 exorcisms later, we realized she wanted asparagus”

“Asparagus” can sound like “a spirit guest.” The following was posted on Instagram on October 10, 2019:
   
my name is no.
@om_eye_goodness
my 3 year old kept saying she
“wants a spirit guest & needs a
spirit guest” and “has a spirit
guest” and like 4 exorcisms later, i
realized she was just talking
about asparagus.
     
“How did the vegan fix her flat?”/“A spare I guess” and “What did the bowling vegetable get on that last frame?”/“A spare, I guess” and “This asparagus is just a spear, I guess” are other asparagus name jokes.
   
     
Wikipedia: Asparagus
Asparagus, or garden asparagus, folk name sparrow grass, scientific name Asparagus officinalis, is a perennial flowering plant species in the genus Asparagus. Its young shoots are used as a spring vegetable.
 
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Keith Ivey | Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist
@keithivey
So this mother’s 3 year old kept saying she “wants a spirit guest & needs a spirit guest” and “has a spirit guest” and, 4 exorcisms later, she realized her daughter was just talking about asparagus.
10:33 PM · Oct 10, 2019·Facebook
   
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Jack Phillips
@JackPhi93877782
Replying to @om_eye_goodness and @seraphicpetal
If cooked incorrectly, asparagus is just as scary as a spirit guest. Marinade asparagus in Italian dressing, then grill it.
10:48 PM · Oct 10, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Arty Gold
@ArtyGold1
My 4 year old granddaughter kept saying she “wants a spirit guest” and she “needs a spirit guest” and she “has a spirit guest”... and like four exorcisms later I realized she was just asking for some asparagus.
6:45 AM · Oct 18, 2019·Facebook
   
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semi revolutionary ™
@semi_rev
little kids be trying to say asparagus like “a spirit guest” like bitch i will get you an exorcism rn on god
8:09 PM · Oct 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Daniel Bohner
@drbohner
When you child keeps asking for a spirit guest, question them.
They might want asparagus
10:10 PM · Oct 27, 2019·Facebook
   
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IncorrectTheValiant
@IncorrectValian
Five year old Fallon: I want a spirit guest. I need a spirit guest. I have a spirit guest
Virico: you hearing this?
Sorcha: yeah
Virico: I will go get the priest to do an exorcism
Sorcha: *punches him* you dumb idiot she’s waving a piece of asparagus around
4:33 PM · Nov 16, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Tales of a Kitchen Witch
July 9, 2020 at 10:30 AM ·
(The below is also repeated on an image of the Instagram post.—ed.)
my name is no.
@om_eye_goodness
my 3 year old kept saying she
“wants a spirit guest & needs a
spirit guest” and “has a spirit
guest” and like 4 exorcisms later, i
realized she was just talking
about asparagus.
 
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deplorable me Barry
@bbloomlu
@timetravlnqte our 3 year old kept saying she wanted a spirit guest and needs a spirit guest and has a spirit guest and 3 exorcisms later we realized she wanted asparagus
8:45 AM · Nov 20, 2020·Twitter for iPad