“My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are”

“My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are” is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter by Just Bill on December 21, 2016. The saying has been printed on several images.
 
     
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Just Bill‏
@WilliamAder
My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
7:42 PM - 21 Dec 2016
 
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Quid Pro Quo‏
@n032639
My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are…. #NewYearsResolutions
6:54 PM - 23 Dec 2016
 
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Alok Tiwari‏
@1375aloktiwari
My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
#NewYearsResolutions #resolutions #wife #jokes #relationship
6:54 PM - 23 Dec 2016
 
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Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
1:35 AM - 1 Jan 2017
 
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Bobby ©‏
@GreenArmy46
#NewYearsEve My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are yet.😉
10:28 AM - 31 Dec 2017