"My New Year's resolution is to stay out of…

Many people have a new year’s resolution to lose weight, but they don’t keep it. Others apply reverse psychology. “My resolution every year was to slim down and it always fail! How about in 2012, my resolution is to stay fat, and I hope it fails too!” was posted on Twitter on December 23, 2011. “I never stick to NY resolutions. So this year my resolution is to stay fat” was posted on Twitter on December 27, 2012.

“My new year resolution is to stay fat ha I’m actually stick to this resolution lol” was posted on Twitter on December 31, 2012. “My new year’s resolution is to stay out of shape. Maybe I won’t stick with this one either” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 20, 2017.

Twitter
Desmond.H‏
@DesmondHWJ
My resolution every year was to slim down and it always fail! How about in 2012, my resolution is to stay fat, and I hope it fails too!
11:11 AM - 23 Dec 2011

Twitter
tbd‏
@TeeDockery
Replying to @michaelmcgee
@michaelmcgee My New Years resolution is to stay out of shape.
9:05 PM - 4 Dec 2012

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Tors 🙋🏼‏
@MissKeebs
I never stick to NY resolutions. So this year my resolution is to stay fat…..#2013
2:18 AM - 27 Dec 2012

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Jay ✨‏
@JadaTheGem
my resolution every year is to lose weight & every year i failed that attempt so now my resolution is to stay fat so i could achieve a goal
2:51 PM - 31 Dec 2012

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Ryan Lawson ‏
@Big_RyanLawson_
My new year resolution is to stay fat ha I’m actually stick to this resolution lol
11:08 PM - 31 Dec 2012

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Forrest Rawls‏
@ForrestIsDaTree
My new years resolution is to stay fat. A goal I can meet.
6:34 PM - 1 Jan 2013

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Sam Earl‏
@SamEarl13
Replying to @AllissaByGrace
@AllissaByGrace My new year resolution is to stay fat lol. Reverse psychology 😛
3:38 PM - 4 Jan 2016

Reddit—Jokes
My new year’s resolution is to stay out of shape
submitted December 30, 2017 by gamermainer
Maybe I won’t stick with this one either.
COMMENTS
PmYour_ToMe
Good job.
Last years resolution was to quit the gym that I pay for and never go to. It went really well.

freudis2
Literally there was a cartoon with that punchline yesterday.

“My New Year’s resolution is to stay out of shape. Maybe I won’t stick with this one either”