“My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow”

“My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow” is a joke that has been printed on many images.
   
“My new years resolution is to procrastinate less and be more proactive in business… I’ll get on that next week” was posted on Twitter by Tweetup Badges on January 2, 2009. “RT @g_g_g_money: New Year’s Resolution is to procrastinate less. Starting tomorrow” was posted on Twitter by Bort on December 31, 2009. “My New Years resolution is to procrastinate more… Won’t start til tomorrow though” was posted on Twitter by Blaine Rabalai on January 1, 2011.
   
“My New Year Resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow” was posted on Twitter by The Irham Zin on December 31, 2020. “My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow” was posted on Twitter by Social Moi 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍲🍹🤭🤣 on December 31, 2020. “My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow” (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by cre8meme on January 13, 2021.
 
       
Twitter
Tweetup Badges
@tweetupbadges
My new years resolution is to procrastinate less and be more proactive in business… I’ll get on that next week.
1:28 PM · Jan 2, 2009
   
Twitter
Bort
@MrPleasant
RT @g_g_g_money: New Year’s Resolution is to procrastinate less. Starting tomorrow
2:06 PM · Dec 31, 2009
   
Twitter
Blaine Rabalais
@Blainerab
My New Years resolution is to procrastinate more… Won’t start til tomorrow though.
9:00 AM · Jan 1, 2011
   
Twitter
Patrick
@iloveranch
My new years resolution is to procrastinate less, but I think I’ll start tomorrow.
5:19 PM · Jan 1, 2011
   
Twitter
Stewart Bloor
@TheAnglingRev
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate more. I’m starting next week.
5:16 PM · Dec 30, 2011
   
Twitter
ن Bucky Elliott
@TheKryptonian
My new year’s resolution is to procrastinate less - starting tomorrow.
3:01 PM · Jan 3, 2012
 
Twitter
Jack
@flimsy_steve_
I’ve decided my New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate less. I’ll start tomorrow.
11:56 AM · Jan 17, 2012
   
Twitter
soup truther
@hack_jagarman
My New Years resolution is to procrastinate less. I’ll start tomorrow
9:01 PM · Jan 1, 2013
   
Twitter
Eleazar Guzman
@TheOnlyEleazar
My New Years resolution is to procrastinate less. I’m starting tomorrow.
10:07 AM · Jan 1, 2016
   
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Mëtälmälc 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@Metalmalc
New year’s resolution is to procrastinate less.
Starting tomorrow.
5:36 AM · Jan 1, 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DomnuRadu January 3, 2020
My new year’s resolution is to procrastinate.
But I will wait till tomorrow to start.
           
Twitter
The Irham Zin
@irhamzin1
My New Year Resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.
10:41 AM · Dec 31, 2020
   
Twitter
Social Moi 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍲🍹🤭🤣
@Social_Moi
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.
11:02 AM · Dec 31, 2020
   
Twitter
Nathan Michaud
@InvestorsLive
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.
12:07 PM · Dec 31, 2020
 
1 January 2021, Daily Mail (London, UK), “On This Day” by Dave Kenny, pg. 15:   
JOKE OF THE DAY
MY New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate.
I’ll start tomorrow.
   
Twitter
cre8meme
@cre8meme
My New Year’s Resolution Is To Procrastinate. I’ll Start Tomorrow. #happynewyear #newyear #christmas #jjonahjamesonlaughingmeme #funny #memes #creatememe #cre8meme
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
5:05 AM · Jan 13, 2021
 
Metro (UK)
Best New Year’s jokes, puns, memes, and one-liners
Jack Slater
Friday 31 Dec 2021 9:00 am
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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.
 
Scary Mommy
Don’t Drop The Ball! Tell These New Year’s Eve Jokes To Make Dec. 31 A Real Blast
What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve? Chill out.
by PATRICIA GRISAFI
Updated: April 29, 2022 Originally Published: Dec. 21, 2021
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36. My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. But I will wait till tomorrow to start.
   
Country Living Magazine
41 Best New Year Jokes to Start 2023 With a Smile
Puns and one-liners to make the whole family laugh
BY KATIE BOWLBYUPDATED: DEC 27, 2022
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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate.
I’ll start tomorrow.
12:20 PM · Dec 31, 2022
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/BigBlueMountainStar January 1, 2023
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate more.
But I’m gonna start tomorrow.
 
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate whenever possible.  Might start tomorrow.
7:33 PM · Jan 1, 2023