“Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat”
“Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat” (or “This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat”) is a saying that has been printed on many images.
“This green smoothie w kale tastes like I’d rather be fat” was posted on Twitter by Momma Bear on May 29, 2013. “Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat” was posted on Twitter by Jose Noel on May 20, 2014. “Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat” was posted on Twitter by Willy on July 17, 2014. “This kale tastes like I’d rather be fat” was posted on Twitter by Karin Gillespie on July 23, 2014.
“This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat #dieting #dietfail #kale” was posted on Twitter on March 10, 2016. “this kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat” was posted on Twitter by Noodles 💛🤍💜🖤 on March 11, 2016. “This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat” was posted on Twitter by Lyndsay Karchner on March 11, 2016. “This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat…” was posted on Twitter by Miss Kim on March 11, 2016.
“This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat” is an earlier version of this saying.
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Momma Bear
@BourbonMommy
This green smoothie w kale tastes like I’d rather be fat.
2:37 PM · May 29, 2013·Tweetbot for iOS
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Jose Noel
@JoseGNoel
Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat.
3:51 PM · May 20, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Cyndy Silvius
@CyndySilvius
Oh Christopher !!
“Kale ion a smoothie? Not so good. Tastes like I’d rather be fat”
#hillarious
11:03 AM · Jun 4, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Willy
@djDirtyBrandez
Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat
6:05 PM · Jul 17, 2014·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Karin Gillespie
@GillespieKarin
This kale tastes like I’d rather be fat.
9:03 PM · Jul 23, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Mark Burke
@bloominoctober
Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat.
4:57 PM · May 11, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Laurel games
@lollypysh
Kale: tastes like I’d rather be fat.
12:54 PM · Aug 5, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Sliceablebanana
@SliceableBanana
This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat #dieting #dietfail #kale
11:13 PM · Mar 10, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Noodles 💛🤍💜🖤 EN VTuber
@Needlesedge
@NipnopsTV this kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.
2:17 PM · Mar 11, 2016·Twitter for Windows Phone
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Lyndsay Karchner
@shalalalalyndz
This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.
4:18 PM · Mar 11, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Miss Kim
@Miss_Kim_H
This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat…
7:08 PM · Mar 11, 2016·Twitter for BlackBerry
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Jaylynn Burnham
@jaylynnburnham
Made a kale smoothie, tastes like I’d rather be fat
5:07 PM · Jul 16, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Author Becky Monson
@bmonsonauthor
Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat. #nokalemovement #kale #nothankyou
1:52 PM · Nov 2, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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DisDappermuis
@DitjiesnDatjies
This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.
12:56 PM · May 31, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Derrick Josi
@DerrickJosi
Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat
7:36 AM · Jun 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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WBRC Steve Crocker
@Fox6Steve
Overheard in the newsroom during regarding someone’s description of a particular dish…“This kale tastes like I’d rather be fat”
3:05 PM · Aug 19, 2019·TweetDeck
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Flo Roberts
@FloRoberts93
Replying to @leaseM_87 and @MagazineAmplify
I (larger woman) had a tshirt that read “Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat”. And I 100% stand by that sentiment 🤣
5:33 AM · Jan 23, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
💯
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Kale
tastes like
I’d rather
be fat
4:13 PM · Oct 28, 2022·Twitter for Android