“I’ve been social distancing for years…mostly because of restraining orders”
The 2020 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many social distancing requirements. Social distancing was compared to a restraining order.
“I do my social distancing the old-fashioned way, usually because of a restraining order” was posted on Twitter by Rebel Elle™ on March 8, 2020. “I’ve been social distancing for years but that’s because of the restraining orders” was posted on Twitter by Alana Schetzer on March 17, 2020. “I’ve been social distancing for years…mostly because of restraining orders” was posted on Facebook by “im not right in the head.com” on August 27, 2020.
“Social distancing is just a 6 foot restraining order against everybody” was posted on Twitter by YouTube-Dad on April 8, 2020. “Social Distancing is like a restraining order for Everyone against everyone. #SocialDistancing #Covid” was posted on Twitter by The Dad Presents on July 30, 2020. “Social distancing is just restraining orders by everyone, on everyone” was posted on Twitter by ꜰɪʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ! on August 9, 2020.
Some people wondered how six feet of social distancing applied to restraining orders. “Does the 6ft social distancing rule add on top of restraining orders or is it just like extra credit?” was posted on Twitter by “RemyJer on YouTube” on April 3, 2020. “How do restraining orders work during social distancing? Is it like the normal distance plus an additional six feet?” was posted on Twitter by “nick… from okc” on April 9, 2020. “Does social distancing tack on 6 additional feet to each active restraining order? Asking for a friend” was posted on Twitter by Haute Yogurt on April 22, 2020. “Does social distancing mean people with restraining orders have to add 6ft to it?” was posted on Twitter by MylesWilliams on May 26, 2020.
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
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Rebel Elle™
@RealRebelElle
I do my social distancing the old-fashioned way, usually because of a restraining order
7:40 PM · Mar 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Will Flannigan Cactus
@Will_Flannigan
Replying to @RevNoMore
In my day “social distancing” was just a nice way of saying “restraining order.”
4:27 PM · Mar 15, 2020·Twitter Web App
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matt
@sucichmatt
people with restraining orders were built for this virus, they already know social distancing
9:18 PM · Mar 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Alana Schetzer
@schetzer
Replying to @Schetz1
I’ve been social distancing for years but that’s because of the restraining orders
7:11 AM · Mar 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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BOBCAT FOR PRESIDENT 2020
@BobcatneySpears
Social distancing? Yeah, I can do that!
-men with multiple restraining orders.
1:34 PM · Mar 20, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Our Lady of Shipwrecked Souls
@miss_propriety
Social distancing: the next best thing to getting a restraining order
1:44 PM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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the inner mechanisms of my mind
@the_mechanisms
I’m not social distancing I just have so many restraining orders it’s pretty much the same thing
5:17 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Tortenschreiber
@prefect4d
This social distancing is nothing new. Of course, in my day it pertained to select individuals and was called restraining orders, but still…
7:39 AM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Ardail Smith Ⓥ
@ardailsmith
A side effect of social distancing is it has added 6’ to all restraining orders.
7:48 AM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Kai’ing when I met you.
@KaiMyNameIs
The best thing about social distancing is not having to tell people about my restraining orders.
11:24 AM · Mar 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Ed the Sock
@EdtheSock
Before #COVID19, “social distancing’ was known as a restraining order.
7:19 PM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for Android
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RemyJer on YouTube
@ItsRemyJer
Does the 6ft social distancing rule add on top of restraining orders or is it just like extra credit?
12:02 AM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for Android
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YouTube-Dad
@Youtube_Dad
Social distancing is just a 6 foot restraining order against everybody
1:11 PM · Apr 8, 2020·Twitter for Android
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nick… from okc
@okcnick405
How do restraining orders work during social distancing? Is it like the normal distance plus an additional six feet?
6:56 PM · Apr 9, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Jon M Rennie
@jrendogg
Social distancing: kinda like having a restraining order on everyone…
2:39 PM · Apr 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Ja on the cob
@Jacob_S_Z
Social distancing is like a restraining order for the world!!!!!
12:56 AM · Apr 15, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Chris Lombardo
April 16, 2020 ·
I’ve been helping people social distance for years, of course you might call it a restraining order.
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Chris Hutchinson
@ChrisMH91
Social distancing is like having restraining order on everybody
12:29 AM · Apr 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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TheRedPlanet
@verduzcomedy
Restraining orders still apply to social distancing. 50ft + 6ft. #StayIndoors
1:36 PM · Apr 21, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Haute Yogurt
@SawyerMack17
Does social distancing tack on 6 additional feet to each active restraining order?
Asking for a friend
11:16 AM · Apr 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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NotEman
@noteman20
Social distancing is just a global restraining order. Change my mind.
11:29 PM · Apr 25, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Stewart Goldstein
@mantleclinic
If I have a restraining order against me, does the 6 feet apart social distancing get added onto that?
5:03 PM · Apr 30, 2020·Twitter Web App
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cindymyexwife
@cindymyexwife
my husband and I have been social distancing for years… RESTRAINING ORDER LOL
3:39 PM · May 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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OutPost Barber Shop
May 7, 2020 ·
Do restraining orders count as social distancing? Asking for a friend 👀
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Daniel McMurtry
@DannyMcMurtry
Does the 2m Social Distancing rule override a 500m restraining order?
Asking for a friend.
4:18 PM · May 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
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MylesWilliams
@FUND_Williams
Does social distancing mean people with restraining orders have to add 6ft to it?
7:52 AM · May 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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nakulsoftyjoshii
@glitteryfartss
Social distancing is just a universal restraining order.
10:39 AM · Jul 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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The Dad Presents
@thedadpresents
Social Distancing is like a restraining order for Everyone against everyone. #SocialDistancing #Covid
12:43 PM · Jul 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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ꜰɪʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ!
@TheSiberianBear
// Just gotta say
Social distancing is just restraining orders by everyone, on everyone.
10:09 PM · Aug 9, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Sig94 - Time For This BS To End
@sig94
Covid social distancing requirements are nothing more than nation-wide restraining orders.
8:47 PM · Aug 23, 2020·Twitter Web App
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im not right in the head.com
August 27, 2020 ·
Shared by Olga Aviles
A technicality, but still…
I’VE BEEN SOCIAL DISTANCING FOR YEARS…
mostly because of restraining orders…